1. Pi Guy 3.14's Avatar
    Just read this, thought I'd share.



    "Letter of Recommendation"

    Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
    hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
    wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
    thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
    finishes given assignments on time. Often, Bob takes extended
    measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
    breaks. Bob is an individual who has absolutely no
    vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
    knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
    classified as a high-caliber employee, the type that cannot be
    dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
    promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
    executed as soon as possible.

    Regards,
    Project Leader

    KEEP READING...

    Shortly thereafter, the HR department received the following memo from the Project Leader:

    "Sorry, but that !diot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines for my assessment.

    Regards,
    Project Leader"
    Last edited by Pi Guy 3.14; 06-22-10 at 10:51 AM.
    06-22-10 10:48 AM
  2. Radius's Avatar
    I knew my letter would get leaked someday. And yes, I am still looking for a job.
    06-22-10 11:34 AM
  3. highjakker's Avatar
    is THIS the Bob?
    06-22-10 02:36 PM
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