- Walter walks into a bar,
notices a very large jar on the counter,
and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.
He guesses there must be more than
ten thousand dollars in it.
He approaches the bartender and asks,
'What's with the money in the jar?'
'Well... you pay $10 and
if you pass three tests,
you get all the money and
the keys to a brand new Lexus.'
Walter certainly isn't going to pass this up.
And so he asks, 'What are the three tests?'
'You must pay first...
Those are the rules,' says the bartender.
So, after thinking it over a while,
Walter gives the bartender the $10
and the bartender drops it into the jar.
'Okay,' the bartender says,
'Here's what you need to do:
First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila,
in a minute or less, and
you can't make a face while doing it.
Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back
with a bad tooth. You have to remove that
tooth with your bare hands.
Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs
who's never had sex...
You have to take care of that problem!'
Walter is stunned.
'I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an *****!
I won't do it!
You'd have to be nuts
to drink a quart of tequila, and
then do all those other things...'
'Your call,' says the bartender...
'But, your money stays where it is.'
As time goes on, Walter has a
few vodka and unsweetened drinks, he finally says,
'Where's the damn tequila?'
He grabs the bottle with both hands
and drinks it as fast as he can.
Tears stream down both cheeks...
but he doesn't make a face, and
he did it in fifty-eight seconds!
Next, Walter staggers out the back door,
where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole.
Soon the people inside the bar hear
growling, biting, and screaming sounds...
then nothing but silence!
Just when they think that Walter surely
must be dead he staggers back into the bar,
with his shirt ripped open and there are
scratches and he's bleeding all over his body.
Walter says,
'Now where's that old woman
with the bad tooth?'
The moral to the story:
Listen carefully to the directions,
and don't trust your judgment
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