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  1. contractors_wife's Avatar
    I got a good one.

    "now is the time to resolve all unfinished business"

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    07-13-08 10:14 PM
  2. Nismotic's Avatar
    I got a good one.

    "now is the time to resolve all unfinished business...in bed"

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    I fixed the above quote for you
    07-13-08 11:00 PM
  3. Raiders's Avatar
    I got one the other day.

    It read: "Man whos sits on tack will rise again"

    Hmmm go figure eh.
    07-16-08 07:56 PM
  4. Adlen's Avatar
    "Try the lemon chicken"
    07-17-08 07:28 AM
  5. middbrew's Avatar
    I had a fortune cookie today that said: Plan for many pleasures ahead.

    So, according to most post on here I need to add "in bed"
    03-09-11 07:59 PM
  6. SCrid2000's Avatar
    Lol, I love the fortunes in fortune cookies - the cookies would suck without them!
    03-09-11 10:26 PM
  7. highjakker's Avatar
    i wish i had a job writing fortunes for cookies. my first would be:
    "HELP! i'm being held hostage in a cookie factory!!!"
    03-10-11 08:09 AM
  8. middbrew's Avatar
    Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
    04-10-11 11:11 AM
  9. sabisgeek's Avatar
    Yes. They expire exactly 12 picoseconds after opening it.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    04-10-11 12:00 PM
  10. highjakker's Avatar
    my son opened my fortune cookie for me last night and the fortune said "you will make a lot of money in anything you do...in bed"
    04-11-11 09:38 AM
  11. Chucky1's Avatar
    i wish i had a job writing fortunes for cookies. my first would be:
    "HELP! i'm being held hostage in a cookie factory!!!"
    You should send that to the cookie company to see what happens....
    04-18-11 07:37 PM
  12. john_v's Avatar


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    07-23-11 01:09 PM
  13. 12MaNy's Avatar
    "Man with hand in pocket....feel cocky all day"
    07-24-11 02:44 PM
  14. jlb21's Avatar
    " 4 8 15 16 23 42"
    07-25-11 09:05 AM
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