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  1. CrackBerry Kevin's Avatar
    Had Chinese food for dinner tonight with my parents.... I couldn't help but laugh when I read the fortune in my cookie:

    Ask not what your fortune cookie
    can do for you, but what you can do
    for your fortune cookie.
    06-27-08 09:49 PM
  2. vlozano06#CB's Avatar
    I always like to add 'in bed' to the end of fortune cookies

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    06-27-08 09:56 PM
  3. ShortStop51001's Avatar
    I always like to add 'in bed' to the end of fortune cookies

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    hahahhaaa me too!! lmao, it is always hilarious...
    "great things will happen to you"(in bed)

    LOL!! yes!
    06-27-08 09:58 PM
  4. chaz_cb's Avatar
    (is this Kevin's first-ever off-topic thread??)

    My wife got this one once -
    "A woman who seeks to be equal with men lacks ambition."
    06-27-08 09:59 PM
  5. joyndev's Avatar
    Go Kevin!

    Lol I always add "in bed" to mine too!

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    06-27-08 10:04 PM
  6. Msmari's Avatar
    Yes I love doing this 2. The best one that I got goes like this...

    "Everybody agrees your the best!" (In Bed)


    I always like to add 'in bed' to the end of fortune cookies

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    06-27-08 10:07 PM
  7. Nismotic's Avatar
    Mine read:

    "That wasn't chicken."
    06-27-08 11:45 PM
  8. cate's Avatar
    Last week I got:

    "You will receive a fortune...cookie."
    06-27-08 11:50 PM
  9. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    Serious, I got one the othe day that I have a secret admirer and HE hasn't revealed himself yet.

    Lol. I have been asking the dudes at work which one is crushing on me.

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    06-28-08 12:04 AM
  10. locciola17's Avatar
    I always like to add 'in bed' to the end of fortune cookies

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    me too!! and that's when my fortunes usually come true!! hehe
    06-28-08 12:37 PM
  11. cate's Avatar
    Sometimes adding, "you doped up crackhead" at the end brings out true laughter.

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    06-28-08 02:22 PM
  12. Kathryn's Avatar
    One I saved is "Ideas not coupled with action never become bigger than the brain cells they occupied." Sounds like it would be a great signature quote.
    06-28-08 02:30 PM
  13. gdasilva16's Avatar
    my cousin julie once got "Time is Money". it was so funny because when she read it she said "in bed" right after. i couldn't stop laughing.
    06-28-08 03:57 PM
  14. Eggman961's Avatar
    I got one once that read:


    "the chef spit in your food."
    06-28-08 05:06 PM
  15. yogi's Avatar
    Very funny. You make me laugh a lot.
    06-28-08 09:35 PM
  16. Nismotic's Avatar
    Sometimes adding, "you doped up crackhead" at the end brings out true laughter.

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    or "in bed."
    06-29-08 03:13 AM
  17. barnettj's Avatar
    I got one one time that simply said "have a nice day". I was very disappointed because I look to the fortune cookie for deep, profound truths, lol.

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    06-29-08 03:24 AM
  18. contractors_wife's Avatar
    Tonight I got a fortune cookie and here is what my fortune says:
    "if your desires are not extravagant they will be granted." and you always add in bed. Lol!!

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    06-29-08 07:35 PM
  19. Miss.Horrible's Avatar
    I've never tried the "In bed" thing.
    I think I might now after this.

    I never get fortune cookies as interesting as the ones posted here.
    06-29-08 08:13 PM
  20. crayola_sky's Avatar
    hahah where did this 'in bed' thing get started? was it on some show? Or just common knowledge that i did not know?
    06-30-08 12:34 AM
  21. cate's Avatar
    hahah where did this 'in bed' thing get started? was it on some show? Or just common knowledge that i did not know?
    the same way "that's what she said" got started, lol.
    06-30-08 01:27 AM
  22. aleano75's Avatar
    One that I got said "if you promise someone something, keep it." <3 this one...in bed or out lol

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    06-30-08 02:25 AM
  23. Gypsy7344's Avatar
    We have a running joke around these parts. All fortune cookie sayings must have "in bed" added to the end! LOL

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    07-10-08 08:59 PM
  24. jamiegroh's Avatar
    the craziest fotune cookie i ever got was an EMPTY one ROFL
    07-10-08 09:18 PM
  25. m33kr0b's Avatar
    I got one once that said "now is the time to make circles of mint". I took it as my breath was funky and grabed some mint lifesavers

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    07-11-08 09:07 AM
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