1. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Like the title says, y'alls job is to make up fortune cookie fortunes. All types accepted from serious to clever, witty, or whatever the mods don't get too upset over. (Ha ha). Ok, have at it...

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    04-07-09 06:51 PM
  2. SofaKingKev's Avatar
    ill do the back of the fortune:

    7 21 16 3 40
    04-07-09 07:05 PM
  3. roeod4's Avatar
    My person favorite



    "That wasn't chicken."
    04-07-09 11:38 PM
  4. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    My two all time favs:

    "She who sit on judges lap, get honorable discharge."

    "He who go to bed with itchy eye, wake up with smelly finger."
    04-08-09 12:46 PM
  5. 12MaNy's Avatar
    "Man who stand on toilet, is high on pot"

    "Man with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day."
    04-08-09 12:48 PM
  6. cdaiscool's Avatar
    Ahhh!!! Confucious!!

    "Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."

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    04-08-09 12:58 PM
  7. julianchoa2005's Avatar
    "no matter how good your are, theres someone better"
    04-08-09 01:08 PM
  8. Back-space's Avatar
    Ahhh!!! Confucious!!

    "Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."

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    Awesome
    04-08-09 01:15 PM
  9. syb0rg's Avatar
    Baseball all wrong, how can man with four balls walk?
    04-08-09 01:21 PM
  10. roeod4's Avatar
    You will receive a fortune cookie.
    04-08-09 03:55 PM
  11. SevereDeceit's Avatar
    Ahhh!!! Confucious!!

    "Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."

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    That rocks, hahaha...
    04-08-09 03:56 PM
  12. SofaKingKev's Avatar
    "fortune cookie invented in america"
    04-08-09 03:57 PM
  13. syb0rg's Avatar
    "he who go to bed with ichy ****, wake up with stinky finger"

    "may take many nails to make baby crib, but one screw to fill it"
    04-08-09 04:06 PM
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