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  1. highjakker's Avatar
    only being armed with plastic neon colored di!doz and riding two to a horse they....
    03-26-10 07:29 AM
  2. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    make goofy trumpet sounding noises using only their lips as they ride, in order to communicate since none of them knew how to speak, after the trauma of...

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    03-26-10 07:41 AM
  3. highjakker's Avatar
    riding through the desert on a horse with no name...
    03-26-10 08:31 AM
  4. Cyber Warrior's Avatar
    the horse was mad that it had no name and kicked everyone in the nads which caused them to lose their voices. Now that they were saved they could continue riding out to see the wizard. They hoped the wizard could give them their voices back. They followed the yellow brick road to............
    03-26-10 11:02 AM
  5. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    the scantily clad over weight quadrapalegic midget that had magical vaginal restorative powers that also owned a teleportation device that lead to the wizards tower. But first they had to barter with the midget and she liked....
    03-26-10 12:01 PM
  6. xxtrrublexx's Avatar
    Chocolate covered toads. She sends you on a mission to find 25 of these. However, you realize that...

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    03-26-10 12:06 PM
  7. highjakker's Avatar
    chocolate covered toads went extinct 25,000 years ago so instead you covered regular frogs with.....
    03-26-10 12:42 PM
  8. Kemotaha's Avatar
    toothpaste. Because everyone knows .....
    03-26-10 12:44 PM
  9. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    that's the best substitute, as well as the fact that people asking for chocolate covered frogs are dumb, and easily tricked, as they can't tell the difference between their

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    03-26-10 12:57 PM
  10. highjakker's Avatar
    elbow and a$$hole. but then you grab your bathrobe and....
    03-26-10 01:25 PM
  11. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    realize it's full of rabid chipmunks, but unfortunately after you have already put it on, much to your dismay. You then run around screaming...

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    03-26-10 03:59 PM
  12. highjakker's Avatar
    "those are MY nuts!" and begin to frantically beat yourself with a broom handle. After 30 minutes of this you....
    03-26-10 04:05 PM
  13. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    have nearly died from the wounds you have sustained, the broom doing more damage than the chipmunks, but it doesn't matter because a meteor falls from the sky and lands on you. The lady across the road, who had watched the whole thing said...

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    03-26-10 04:16 PM
  14. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    My word! I saw this in a movie once. Please, tell me what my future holds. Alas, as she looked in the glowing crater...



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    03-26-10 04:53 PM
  15. Cyber Warrior's Avatar
    and pulled out a magical genie lamp. She was granted three wishes. Her first wish was.........
    03-26-10 06:25 PM
  16. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    to be the best pole dancer there ever was and ever would be... The genie told her "you already are", slipped a $5 somewhere, and said "you still have 3 wishes, what'll it be?"

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    03-26-10 06:42 PM
  17. Cyber Warrior's Avatar
    I wish I could fly....the genie put her on an airplane and sent her to a deserted island. You have two wishes left said the genie. No I mean I wish I had wings. The genie gave her a box of Maxi Pads with wings. You now have one wish left.......
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    03-26-10 07:46 PM
  18. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Without thinking, she exclaimed "I wish you weren't such an id1ot!" at which the genie disappeared for a few moments, and came back with a few doccuments showing the genie had received a PhD in multiple disciplines, he thanked her and left her alone on the island with her Maxi Pads...

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    03-26-10 07:53 PM
  19. Cyber Warrior's Avatar
    The End

    Once upon a time.............
    03-26-10 11:08 PM
  20. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    A woman on a desert island, made a life raft out of maxipads, and...



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    03-26-10 11:24 PM
  21. txlatina's Avatar
    using the wings for sails was able to set adrift surviving off fish she caught with...
    03-26-10 11:30 PM
  22. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    the strings she was pulling the genie with. A strong gust came by and...


    What's up tex? Nice to see you




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    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    03-26-10 11:37 PM
  23. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    blew her and the raft back to what she thought was the same island, but it clearly wasn't the same one after a brief study of the place, as this one had cyclopses and sheep on it, and you don't even wanna know any more than that... Anyhow, she washed ashore, and...

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    03-26-10 11:42 PM
  24. txlatina's Avatar
    immediately began to bully the islands pygmy men into performing deviant acts for her...such as...




    ********Hola BBW!!! Missed ya as well!! Just trying to get back on the boards!! You know...dress em up a bit
    03-26-10 11:48 PM
  25. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    cyclops sacrifice at the top of their pyramid, and passing the peacepipe around. All of a sudden...


    That you do!




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    03-26-10 11:58 PM
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