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  1. Cyber Warrior's Avatar
    give the polar bears a better chance at catching them. Its kind of ironic though that we must listen to the artist Seal while clubbing the baby seals. At least the polar bears have food now and we can....

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    03-25-10 03:52 AM
  2. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    ... enjoy our dolphin safe tuna, which ironically was not all that safe for the tuna...
    03-25-10 03:55 AM
  3. Cyber Warrior's Avatar
    so now the tuna are mad and are jumping out of the sea and attacking people on boats. We must............

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    03-25-10 04:07 AM
  4. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    get Steve Irwin to help, oh, uh nevermind, who else can we get, I wonder...

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    03-25-10 06:45 AM
  5. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    The little mermaid steps in, to fill the void, and with a thumb up their bum...



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    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    03-25-10 06:58 AM
  6. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    the assistants get caught in a human-mermaid scandal out of proportion with anything that's ever been released. The media frenzy

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    03-25-10 07:43 AM
  7. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    ... was of epic proportions, lasting many years into the future. An entire generation of children were raised as paparazzi, instinctively clicking and flashing their lives away. This eventually...
    03-25-10 09:23 AM
  8. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    made them get tired of flashing and clicking eachother, and so with nobody doing that anymore, people got

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    03-25-10 10:37 AM
  9. highjakker's Avatar
    their pupils to dialate regularly and began to throw away....
    03-25-10 01:12 PM
  10. Cyber Warrior's Avatar
    their sunglasses, but their eyes were not adjusted yet to the sun. People were bumping into things, so they were forced to stay inside and only come out at night. They eventually became vampires and started.......
    03-25-10 07:13 PM
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    biting eachother, and realized they didn't taste as good as the few humans who

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    03-25-10 08:18 PM
  12. Cyber Warrior's Avatar
    farted the smells of McDonalds. The vampires were attracted to the scent of the Mickey D's farts until they got a wiff of some Burger King flame broiled farts. The children in the McDonalds Playhouse were able to escape, but..................
    03-26-10 12:04 AM
  13. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    the kids the Burger King kept in his closet and basement were doomed to their fate of

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    03-26-10 12:12 AM
  14. Cyber Warrior's Avatar
    eating jr. whoopers for the rest of their life and passing out from the gases in a confined space. Then Wendys owner Dave came and rescued them. Now............
    03-26-10 01:08 AM
  15. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    they all like square hamburger patties and

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    03-26-10 01:58 AM
  16. txlatina's Avatar
    and keep their lean shape by doing tae bo for chubbies and their color with ms clairol brwn 31 but keep it a secret becuz...
    03-26-10 03:01 AM
  17. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    not all their hair is dyed and it would be painfully obvious if

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    03-26-10 03:03 AM
  18. txlatina's Avatar
    the carpet matched the drapes cuz they're...
    03-26-10 03:05 AM
  19. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    experimenting as a world-wide nudist colony, which is working well in tropical and sub tropical zones, not so well in the extreme North or South however, and they

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    03-26-10 03:14 AM
  20. txlatina's Avatar
    even started taking basket weaving and started a hydroponics garden which enables them to both stay stoned and pay for their hobbies like...
    03-26-10 03:18 AM
  21. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    building model railroads, taking pharmaceuticals recreationally and riding donkeys around the rim of....

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    03-26-10 03:22 AM
  22. txlatina's Avatar
    sanity. Happily writing bad love songs with titles like..
    03-26-10 03:31 AM
  23. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    "Loving you is like crawling over broken glass" and "I'm crazy like Manson about you", they roam aimlessly riding their a uh I mean donkey...

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    03-26-10 03:59 AM
  24. Cyber Warrior's Avatar
    ...riding their jackasses. But the donkeys could not hold the weight and eventually collapsed from dehydration. I spit on one and was able to bring it back to life. One of our midgets jumped on the donkey and rode it to go get help for the others. Now we are stuck waiting for....................
    03-26-10 04:14 AM
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    Lassie and Timmy to arrive with the US Cavalry, who oddly enough all have handlebar mustaches, riding boots with spurs and conspicuously lacking uniforms, in addition to...

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    03-26-10 04:27 AM
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