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  1. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    a cowboy, on a steel horse, he rode...

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    03-23-10 09:05 PM
  2. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    and sang about Wildfire till...



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    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    03-23-10 10:49 PM
  3. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    he finally passed out and landed on a cactus, which he later named Bill and dug up and put in a pot and put on the pillion seat of the bike. He kept Bill constant company, and Bill was already there to back him up in a fight. The only downside was that the girl had to either hold or sit on Bill, the cactus while they were riding the bike...

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    03-24-10 12:33 AM
  4. christopherp's Avatar
    and then the unmentionable happened causing the world to explode into a colostomy bag of colors, sounds and wet sticky substances that permeated every sense in an unimaginable cacophony of...
    03-24-10 12:55 AM
  5. txlatina's Avatar
    bubble yum flavored bubblegum that came in every imaginable flavor only problem was...
    03-24-10 01:06 AM
  6. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    It wasn't suitable for human consumption because it was made in China, and made from...

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    03-24-10 01:10 AM
  7. Back-space's Avatar
    Lead mostly.... Possibly some other low cost, poisonous substances such as...
    03-24-10 01:11 AM
  8. txlatina's Avatar
    toe jam, used kitty litter & old Dr Scholl insoles..but that doesn't mean it's not consumable you just have to worry about...
    03-24-10 01:26 AM
  9. Back-space's Avatar
    small shards of glass, and intestinal bleeding... But it's worth it for the
    03-24-10 01:29 AM
  10. txlatina's Avatar
    lack of smell when you crap thanks to the odor control in the litter and insoles...but then how do you explain..
    03-24-10 01:31 AM
  11. Back-space's Avatar
    the uncontrollable farting... Weird considering you're not meant to swallow the gum But with the
    03-24-10 01:37 AM
  12. txlatina's Avatar
    wrapper still on it it's almost like it never happened but maybe you should consider...
    03-24-10 01:40 AM
  13. Back-space's Avatar
    not being so cheap, and paying the extra $.30 for gum that doesn't come with a list of warnings. Or not buying gum at all. Maybe some....
    03-24-10 01:46 AM
  14. txlatina's Avatar
    maxi pads cuz they have wings and can be used for other things as well like post it notes and ....
    03-24-10 01:47 AM
  15. Back-space's Avatar
    and.... ear muffs? Maybe to the mentally unstable...
    (I'm out, take it e z )
    03-24-10 01:57 AM
  16. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    they're a better solution to flooding than sandbags are, but the reality is

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    03-24-10 03:50 AM
  17. Cyber Warrior's Avatar
    They can only hold so much weight until the wings collapse and blood fills the rivers. Now we have to...

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    03-24-10 04:33 AM
  18. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Find a way to filter all that before it becomes useful water again

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    03-24-10 04:36 AM
  19. thinkamp's Avatar
    and everyone dies. So lets
    03-24-10 11:44 AM
  20. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    never use those for flood control of rivers and basements because

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    03-24-10 01:03 PM
  21. Cyber Warrior's Avatar
    It didn't work out the way we hoped it would. Scientists are....

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    03-24-10 02:13 PM
  22. thinkamp's Avatar
    busy trying to kill harmless animals. Lets go on a
    03-24-10 02:16 PM
  23. Cyber Warrior's Avatar
    mission and save all the cute animals. The ugly ones we can sell to make fur coats. All we need.....

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    03-24-10 02:35 PM
  24. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    is a poaching guide, a truck with a brush guard, guns, balls and plenty of beer.

    Once we get back...
    03-24-10 05:43 PM
  25. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    We have the arduous task of listening to music while clubbing baby seals to

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    03-24-10 10:43 PM
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