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  1. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Actually a drag queen that resembled Lawrence Taylor in a wig. Nobody knew why he picked that one, but then, who can explain love to anyone...

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    05-26-10 01:19 PM
  2. cjsph88's Avatar
    that's wiser than a chipmunk. The Lawrence Taylor look-a-like had an epiphany and realized how ridiculous it was to be a drag queen, so he quickly ripped off his clothes out of desperation to be normal again. The others in the group followed suit and a strange fiesta ensued where...
    05-26-10 01:34 PM
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    the revelers were all naked. Bystanders tried to blame it on Tequila, but nobody had anything to drink, so people were bewildered by this behavior until it all became clear when...

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    05-26-10 03:47 PM
  4. cjsph88's Avatar
    they heard Marvin Gaye's "sexual healing" reigning loud from the speakers all around them. Everyone else began taking off their clothes and dancing in a wild frenzy to the song. Patrizio di Marco, the CEO of Gucci, caught wind of the frenzy and began thinking that no one would ever buy clothes again, so he...
    05-27-10 10:40 AM
  5. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    hanged himself in his office. The cleaning crew found him but disposed of his body in a dumpster and kept his clothes, Rolex, and cars. They then went

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    05-28-10 01:55 AM
  6. cjsph88's Avatar
    to the oval office and presented di Marco's sacrificed body to president obama in exchange for access to area 51. The president said he would grant them access only if they brought him...
    05-28-10 08:45 AM
  7. jlb21's Avatar
    ....a Cuban Cigar. Though he knows his reputation will fall greatly if he did this and people found out, he didn't care. There's just something about a good cuban. For instance........
    05-28-10 08:53 AM
  8. highjakker's Avatar
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    05-28-10 09:15 AM
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