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  1. highjakker's Avatar
    But they only knew how to do breast augmentations so when they were finished there were breats EVERYWHERE!
    05-10-10 02:44 PM
  2. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    And they lived happily ever after
    05-10-10 03:25 PM
  3. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Enjoying long games of jump rope and trampoline competitions where the judges scored them, not on artistic merit, but on

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    05-10-10 03:31 PM
  4. SpazzyB's Avatar
    how their boobs bounched with every move turn into...
    05-10-10 06:27 PM
  5. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Other things, like

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    05-10-10 07:07 PM
  6. Cyber Warrior's Avatar
    ....wet tshirt contests, but there was no water around so they used........

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    05-10-10 10:30 PM
  7. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    the saline solution they mopped up earlier...

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    05-11-10 04:52 AM
  8. highjakker's Avatar
    and beer which was always readily available. They also fixed the thermostat to stay at a steady 55 degrees to insure that....
    05-11-10 08:01 AM
  9. cjsph88's Avatar
    ..none of the men in the audience became too excited by what resides underneath all of their shirts. A six year old boy somehow snuck into the room and..
    05-11-10 09:43 AM
  10. highjakker's Avatar
    began chasing them with a hairpin! trying to pop....
    05-11-10 09:57 AM
  11. SpazzyB's Avatar
    Balloons with the spork he found in his fanny pack until...
    05-11-10 09:58 AM
  12. cjsph88's Avatar
    his mom came in and joined the competition. The pure expression of joy on her face reminded me of that scene from..
    05-11-10 10:09 AM
  13. highjakker's Avatar
    "deepthroat"! She was in heaven until....
    05-11-10 10:23 AM
  14. Cyber Warrior's Avatar
    ........a hotdog got stuck in her throat from the deepthroat contest. There was no way of getting it out so she swallowed it whole. She later sh!t it out and her son wanted to eat it thinking it was a chili-dog but he could not find any buns so he used.......

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    05-11-10 11:15 AM
  15. cjsph88's Avatar
    gloves to throw it in the trash because he would never eat something so foul and disgusting. After the little boy grew up he successfully applied to 13 colleges and ended up going to...
    05-11-10 11:42 AM
  16. jlb21's Avatar
    Deep Springs.

    Which nobody really knows about which kind of angered him as he likes being the center of attention. As a result, he forced himself to re-watch the Family Edition of the Amazing Race which, thanks to its complete failure resulted in......
    05-11-10 01:00 PM
  17. mcolesjr's Avatar
    ..go back to Deep Srings. Now, had he studied hard he would have easily got accepted to....
    05-11-10 01:38 PM
  18. highjakker's Avatar
    Hogwarts but Hermoine had an affair with Neo from the matrix and Harry became a ladyboy to make money for the plastic surgery to repair the scar on his forehead.
    05-11-10 02:35 PM
  19. Cyber Warrior's Avatar
    ?................and then he went to.........

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    05-12-10 12:47 PM
  20. 2_BCs's Avatar
    ...New York City! He thought that since he no longer had his scar that nobody would recognize him especially when dressed up as a ladyboy, but.......
    05-12-10 03:02 PM
  21. mcolesjr's Avatar
    the dead giveaway was that he was riding around on his old hooptie the "Nimbus 2000". Everyone was laughing because...
    05-12-10 03:49 PM
  22. highjakker's Avatar
    he keeps it parked up his anus with the bristles hanging down so he looked like a walrus walking backwards.
    05-13-10 10:56 AM
  23. pkcable's Avatar
    The Flyers will win the Stanley Cup because......
    05-13-10 11:00 AM
  24. highjakker's Avatar
    otherwise PK will climb the highest tower with a high-powered rifle loaded with hollow points and begin to....
    05-13-10 12:27 PM
  25. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    shoot at poor helpless little forest creatures since that's what he enjoys, although he never eats them because he's afraid of eating dead things...

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    05-14-10 07:51 AM
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