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  1. highjakker's Avatar
    used that arm to grasp her vibrating device and locked herself in her room for days! when she finally reappeared she had lost 100 lbs and her robotic arm looked awfully big in comparison to.....
    04-09-10 01:08 PM
  2. Cyber Warrior's Avatar
    ...a tooth that fell out of her mouth from the vibrations. She went to the dentist and...
    04-09-10 01:12 PM
  3. highjakker's Avatar
    he told her to bend over and he jammed that rotten tooth up her backside so that she could properly eat sh!t. She was a bit startled at first but...
    04-09-10 01:20 PM
  4. Cyber Warrior's Avatar
    ...she got used to eating out of her buttt and crapping out of her mouth. People were staring went she went out to eat so she.......
    04-09-10 01:28 PM
  5. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    projectile vomited poo at them every time they stared at her. As a result, everyone avoided her except her robotic arm which was fond of her despite being taken advantage of...

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    04-09-10 02:38 PM
  6. Cyber Warrior's Avatar
    ...her regular arm was jealous of her robotic arm and challenged it to an arm wrestle. Obviously the robotic arm won and now wanted to challenge 6Arms but he did not know which arm to use and.......

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    04-09-10 03:05 PM
  7. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    used them all. Unfortunately he was defeated and went to destroy himself, thinking he was worthless, but just before he could...

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    04-09-10 03:47 PM
  8. Cyber Warrior's Avatar
    ...leave. The doorbell rung. It was a package for him. He opened it and was all excited that he received a....................

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    04-09-10 08:16 PM
  9. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    big, shiny new device that allowed him to do all sorts of things he could only dream of doing before, like controlling the TV from across the room or...

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    04-09-10 08:58 PM
  10. Cyber Warrior's Avatar
    ..clapping to turn the lights on and off. It even had an emergency alert button in case he falls and can't get up. It also had a built in air horn. He went out on the streets and blasted the air horn behind people to scare them. One person got so mad they ..........

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    04-10-10 12:41 AM
  11. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    ripped off his air horn and placed it in an orifice that isn't really designed for blowing into a horn, and would smell bad if one tried to...

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    04-10-10 01:19 AM
  12. middbrew's Avatar
    ...actually blow the horn. therefore, the only blowing was by an eclectic group of dysfunctional baseball players that....
    04-10-10 01:47 AM
  13. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    all pooled their money and bought themselves a truckload of blow, and the party was absolutely epic...

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    04-10-10 01:51 AM
  14. BoldtotheMax's Avatar
    Because the topic of discussion was Steroids and they all laughed it off because they all knew......
    04-10-10 11:18 AM
  15. Cyber Warrior's Avatar
    .. that shooting steroids into your eye balls could not be detected by the doctors. It also gave them x-ray vision. They could see.......
    04-10-10 12:24 PM
  16. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    X-rays, and they realized radiation was literally flying around everywhere, which caused them to all freak out, panic, and try to hide, but

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    04-10-10 11:41 PM
  17. 12MaNy's Avatar
    ...instead they decided to all sit around and have sandwiches and tea while playing footsie and...
    04-11-10 02:03 PM
  18. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    making ostrich egg omelets. They, of course, didn't have any ostriches around, so they had to make a road trip...

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    04-11-10 04:10 PM
  19. Cyber Warrior's Avatar
    ...to the nearest zoo. They were distracted by watching the monkeys and forgot why they were there. One of the monkeys............

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    04-12-10 11:46 AM
  20. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    whipped it out and took a wiz on Sally struthers then commenced to...
    04-12-10 11:47 AM
  21. jlb21's Avatar
    ...pleasure himself, which makes sense because of "monkey see, monkey do". Thus, since the zookeeper was so horrified at this scene, he......
    04-12-10 11:55 AM
  22. highjakker's Avatar
    pitched a tent which really terrified him. he was so embarrassed by this that he....
    04-12-10 03:43 PM
  23. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    shot the crowd with tranquilizer darts so they'd pass out and not see anything. When they woke up...

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    04-12-10 03:51 PM
  24. highjakker's Avatar
    they had donut glaze all over them from head to toe. apparently....
    04-12-10 04:20 PM
  25. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    the donut factory exploded and they were all in the blast radius. It could have been worse though, like the sewage plant that exploded last week in the same area...

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    04-12-10 06:32 PM
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