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  1. trucky's Avatar
    Acrotomophilia and Apotemnophilia: The Amputee Fetishes



    If you fantasize about rubbing nubs, you probably have an amputee fetish. There are two types of these fantasies, acrotomphilia, the sexual attraction to amputees, and apotemnophilia, the sexual drive to become an amputee.
    While both of these lusts may seem odd, it is easy to see that apotemnophiles are the more disturbed of the two, as they find the removal of their own healthy limbs to be sexy. Most acrotomphiles lust after people who already are amputees, rather than wanting to amputate the limbs from a partner without a disability. Although most apotemnophiles only pretend to lose a limb for the sake of sexual pleasure, there are a handful of people that have been known to have their limbs permanently removed in order to better suit their fetish.
    Last edited by trucky; 12-10-10 at 06:19 AM.
    12-09-10 06:26 AM
  2. highjakker's Avatar
    wow! if i could talk fergie into amputating her head.......
    12-09-10 08:10 AM
  3. kbz1960's Avatar
    Takes all kinds I guess but soooooo weird.
    12-09-10 08:56 AM
  4. dragonsamus's Avatar
    Haha! Gross!!!!!

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    12-09-10 12:06 PM
  5. susan9240's Avatar
    We had some crazy gnarly lesson about this in my human sexuality class one time.
    12-09-10 02:45 PM
  6. highjakker's Avatar
    what do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a pool?

    A- bob
    12-09-10 03:28 PM
  7. aj64's Avatar
    What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at your front door?


    Answer- mat

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    12-09-10 06:29 PM
  8. SCrid2000's Avatar
    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

    Bob.

    Oops, Highjaker beat me to it :P
    Last edited by SCrid2000; 12-10-10 at 02:48 PM.
    12-09-10 07:32 PM
  9. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? Ilene...
    12-09-10 10:46 PM
  10. trucky's Avatar
    Formicophilia: The Insect Fetish



    If you're afraid of bugs, then you may want to skip past this disturbing fantasy. Formicophiles are not just turned on by insects, but the idea of insects biting them or climbing all over their body. The tickling or stinging of said bug action is considered incredibly erotic by these fetishists, which is why it is not surprising that most people who have this obsession grew up in poverty, in a home that had plenty of creepy crawlies.
    12-10-10 06:10 AM
  11. highjakker's Avatar
    what do you call a guy with no arms & no legs hanging on a wall?

    A- art
    12-10-10 08:28 AM
  12. jlb21's Avatar
    This is a weird thread......
    12-10-10 10:29 AM
  13. trucky's Avatar
    ummm... define wierd.
    12-10-10 12:51 PM
  14. highjakker's Avatar
    ummm... define wierd.
    12-10-10 01:05 PM
  15. trucky's Avatar
    That's strangely... intriguing. Yeah, that's it... intriguing.
    12-10-10 01:25 PM
  16. middbrew's Avatar
    now you"re talking!!!!!
    12-10-10 02:47 PM
  17. middbrew's Avatar
    A man was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting ready to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank. He thought to himself, 'life isn't so bad after all', and got off the railing.

    He then walked down to the river bank to thank the little man for saving his life. "Thank you," he said. "I was going to jump off that bridge and kill myself, but when I saw you dancing even though you have no arms, I changed my mind."
    "I am not dancing," the armless man replied bitterly. "My butthole itches, and I can't scratch it!"
    12-10-10 02:49 PM
  18. highjakker's Avatar
    dammmit! i told her to make sure my socks weren't in the pic!
    12-10-10 03:35 PM
  19. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs pinned under a car?

    A. Jack.
    12-10-10 06:10 PM
  20. Cr0nichik's Avatar
    What in the h*ll?!?!

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    12-13-10 11:51 PM
  21. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    What in the h*ll?!?!

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    You don't have to act like you're confused or offended or shocked, we won't judge you for being into that...
    12-14-10 01:59 AM
  22. trucky's Avatar
    Vorarephilia: The Cannibalism Fetish



    If you've ever said someone was so cute you could eat them, and meant it literally, you may be a vorarephile. You also qualify if you have ever gotten hot thinking about being roasted on a spit before someone eats your ooey gooey flesh. These fetishists fantasize about either eating someone or being eaten, but because the process is rather permanent, the majority satiate their desires by looking at pictures and videos of people roasting on fires and other cannibal-related imagery.
    The most famous vorarephile is Armin Meiwes, who is now serving a life sentence in Germany after he killed and ate a willing victim that he met over the internet. The case brought a lot of attention as people debated whether it was truly murder given the victim's conscious consent to the act.
    12-14-10 06:58 AM
  23. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Q. What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging next to your window?

    A. Curt & Rod
    12-14-10 07:46 AM
  24. highjakker's Avatar
    What in the h*ll?!?!
    don't worry...no one can see your face behind that gas-mask!
    12-14-10 08:07 AM
  25. trucky's Avatar
    don't worry...no one can see your face behind that gas-mask!
    Is that her really???

    (Getting out my NCIS Junior Agent Photo Enhancement Toolkit)
    12-14-10 02:23 PM
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