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Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML
hahahaha...love that website!
"Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML"
Hey true story had to sneeze while relieving myself and tried to hold the sneeze...bad idea...pain....lots of pain...
LOL!! This is the funniest thing I've read all day...
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fiveonethird......that's just wrong. What a stud!
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My new favorite thread
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lmao!!! that's hilarious!
Awesome, Funny. Thanks for posting this
LMAO, keep the stories coming. Give us a reason to smile! ;)
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Today, there was a luncheon at work in another dept. We all went to get some free food and see new faces. There was a hot girl walking around chatting. I grabbed my buddy's arm and told him there was a "nice pair of tits here" He saw her. It's his daughter. She's a new-hire... running HR. FML
Couldn't help but think of this one happening on the BlackBerry Pearl...
"Today, I was drunk and horny. So I texted "I want to **** your *****" to my girlfriend. I later realized that I had accidentally substituted the s for the p, and actually said "I want to **** your puppy." FML"
"Today, I knew my girlfriend was having a bad day. I went to bring her frozen yogurt at work because she loves it. When I was in the elevator, I overheard her colleague saying that the reason she was upset was because she had been cheating on her boyfriend with her new intern. FML"
I thought there was a rule on this forum about nobody under 14 is allowed to participate?! Kevin?!
Umm... what?
If kids don't read it on the internet they'll just hear it from kids at school :p. That post was awesome though! Couldn't imagine how angry someone would be if I pissed all over them.... :p
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Point proven I think :-) Now where is CATE? :-)
OMG, this is the best thread..keep them coming! LOL