1. bigglybobblyboo's Avatar
    **** WARNING****


    The following post contains a useless attempt at humour/humor (oh, I dunno, possible funnies?) in parts used to illustrate a point. If you are of a nervous disposition or have, at some point in the recent past, been easily offended by nothing whatsoever, please look away now. Oh, and definitely if your name is James Richardson. Or Thorstein Heins...

    Posted by Jim Pichardson on 4th November 2013

    YOU ARE JACKIE CHEN!

    Guys, you need to check this one out. It's even newer than new, fresher than fresh, and exclusive to BlackBerry. In fact it's so new, it might not even exist yet. Possibly. Or not. No one is quite sure...

    This little cliffhanger grabs you from the off. You get to play the (interim) chief executive of a major global corporation where you have been put in charge of a company in a state that no one is quite sure about. Things haven't gone so well recently for this one time market leader and you're here to sort it out. For a bit, at least.

    You start with $2.5 billion in the bank and you're given a whopping (ahem) injection. Initially you are presented with a group of failed executives all hanging around waiting for a chunky pay off. Using your amazing skills you need to kick them all out as cheaply as possible! Head shots, body shots are ok, but what you need is the all important money shot! Sounds easy, but you'll need the reflexes of a viper on acid.

    And Frosties, obviously.

    Then it's onto the main event, getting this baby ship shape and ready to roll. It won't be easy, those suckers have been wrecking the joint. But you need to move your way through the levels, inspiring all with your funky moves...

    To assist you you gain the shadowy skills of Premier Whatsapp. Watch out though, he could pop up at any minute and rename the game!

    I'd love to play this on my Z30 but my carrier won't sell me one so all I can tell you is that the graphics are great on the Z10 and it's available on the Q10 and Q5 too. You can't go wrong here as this one is fully endorsed with the 'Built For BlackBerry' award, meaning you know you're getting a full on, true to life experience here. With blood and gore all over the place. Oh yes.

    In game features include:

    Multi-Level Punch Ups! - Those old Directors won't go easy, go get 'em!
    Massive Unsold Stocks Of Great Product! - They've been inexplicably left on the shelf! Can you move them?
    Bizarre Stock Prices - Up, Down, Flying Around! - The better the hits, the better the price!
    Phone Store Staff - Will they remember who you are? Best make them!
    An Incredibly Loyal Customer Base - Look out for them - they're desperate for you to succeed!
    Reputation'o'meter - It starts high - you'd best not let it drop...
    No End In Sight - The game could end at any minute so be quick!
    Prem Says - Oh, he'll be popping up from time to time, don't you worry!

    At only $1 billion or, er, whatever that is in sterling, this is a must have on your device. BUT, the devs have made it FREE (with no advertising, obviously - no, none of that fancy carry on) for a limited period. No one knows when this will end so go grab it NOW!

    For more information/Download YOU ARE JACKIE CHEN! For BlackBerry 10
    Last edited by bigglybobblyboo; 11-04-13 at 05:28 PM.
    Undbiter65 and canuckvoip like this.
    11-04-13 04:22 PM
  2. pttptppt's Avatar
    Ummm...

    Posted via CB10
    11-04-13 04:28 PM
  3. anon4188935's Avatar
    Hahahahahahah
    11-04-13 04:34 PM
  4. BBPandy's Avatar
    Don't worry TH, I still like you.....Despite your Diamond Studded Golden Parachute
    11-04-13 04:38 PM
  5. in_loco_nomen's Avatar
    Hahahahaha

    Just say'n

    Posted via CB10 | Owner Squircle of Trust Channel | PIN 00120C87
    11-04-13 04:39 PM
  6. in_loco_nomen's Avatar
    Hahahahaha

    What no Squircle?

    Just say'n

    Posted via CB10 | Owner Squircle of Trust Channel | PIN 00120C87


    Posted via CB10 | Owner Squircle of Trust Channel | PIN 00120C87
    11-04-13 04:40 PM
  7. in_loco_nomen's Avatar
    Laughing so much I can't post correctly.......

    Posted via CB10 | Owner Squircle of Trust Channel | PIN 00120C87
    11-04-13 04:41 PM
  8. bigglybobblyboo's Avatar
    Laughing so much I can't post correctly.......

    Posted via CB10 | Owner Squircle of Trust Channel | PIN 00120C87
    What? Qusdnwkeejekwieddm?
    11-04-13 04:43 PM
  9. Undbiter65's Avatar
    What? Qusdnwkeejekwieddm?
    Not at a all. But you never know. *shrug* I sure hope so though.

    "If you can't soar with the eagles then don't fly with the flock!" (BBM#18)
    11-04-13 05:24 PM
  10. canuckvoip's Avatar
    Premier Whatsapp... Bwahahahahaha!!!
    Classic man, just classic!
    11-04-13 05:54 PM
  11. bigglybobblyboo's Avatar
    Premier Whatsapp... Bwahahahahaha!!!
    Classic man, just classic!
    Love ya Canuck... just love ya!

    Now, about that beer....
    11-04-13 05:59 PM
  12. Anilu7's Avatar
    Probably in-app purchases too... Just to keep the game and overall cost interesting...
    11-05-13 01:12 PM
  13. bigglybobblyboo's Avatar
    Probably in-app purchases too... Just to keep the game and overall cost interesting...
    Hadn't thought of that... anyone clicked the link yet??
    11-05-13 02:15 PM
  14. Anonymous2039's Avatar
    Hadn't thought of that... anyone clicked the link yet??
    Hey! You changed it!

    Edit: Wait. This is a different thread.

    Q10 and Canadian all the way! Q10SQN100-3/10.2.0.1791
    11-06-13 08:23 PM

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