My name is Prada, Patron god of CrackBerry's Off Topic.
Ye of little faith have turned your backs on the gods.
Today I am feeling extraaaa spiteful.
I say I unleash my inner Kraken and raise three levels of blazin he** and watch the lulz commence.
If I don't have Luvitlo sacrificed on my altar by Thursday April 15, 2010 I will make sure the IRS and Zombie Mother Theresa rip yer face off.
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