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  1. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    First I'm going to make some bacon, then I'm going to the gym. I plan on showing them both who the boss is!

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    10-24-09 09:35 AM
  2. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Can bacon be boiled?
    10-24-09 10:27 AM
  3. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Ugh!! I shun boiled meat!

    Funny side story, at Thanksgiving, my mom loves the turkey neck. It looks positively disgusting. I told my sister once it looked like mom was gnawing on a boiled pennis. That's what it looks like *ick*

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    10-24-09 10:45 AM
  4. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Are you sure she had the right part?






    I find it hard to believe someone can find CrackBerry using Google,
    yet couldn't find their "heat seeking moisture missile" in a speedo once they get here.


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    10-24-09 10:48 AM
  5. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    If not, then that turkey had it going ON if you know what I'm sayin'

    It really was a disturbing sight.

    Bacon wrapped bacon FTW!

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    10-24-09 11:00 AM
  6. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    I've found some interesting links on the turkey appendage in question.




    I swear Ken, this is all for educational purposes only.

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    10-24-09 11:28 AM
  7. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Bring back the bacon,
    Cause the piggy's got back.
    And everybody knows,
    That it's such a tasty snack.
    It doesn't really matter if your Jewish or not,
    Cause just the smell of bacon really is the snot.







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    10-24-09 08:25 PM
  8. paddygirl16's Avatar
    There once was an Irish gal
    Who had a pig as her pal
    Then one breezy, wet cool day
    Her buddy the pig would not play
    This made the girl very sad
    Then she got very mad
    She crept into the house
    quiet as a mouse
    she grabbed the gun
    and then began to run
    She found him in the field so green
    He never looked so lovely and lean
    She pointed at his pink little head
    he turned and looked, then he was dead.
    She ate real good for a very long time
    And thanked dear piggy for this rhyme.
    10-24-09 09:07 PM
  9. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    I had bacon at breakfast and dinner yesterday. And still have two packages left over. BLT's tonight!!!!!!!!!!!
    10-25-09 01:58 PM
  10. BigBadWulf's Avatar







    I find it hard to believe someone can find CrackBerry using Google,
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    Last edited by BigBadWulf; 10-27-09 at 04:39 AM.
    10-26-09 06:21 AM
  11. trucky's Avatar
    10-26-09 06:25 AM
  12. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    I had bacon-wrapped, cheese-stuffed jalapenos yesterday. I took a pic, but PhotoBucket seems to have eaten it because it was so damned tasty... I'll find it soon...
    10-26-09 07:04 AM
  13. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    10-26-09 08:41 AM
  14. jlb21's Avatar
    I was moving a left-over sandwich from one shelf to another in the fridge and a piece of bacon fell on the floor. It was only 3 seconds so I ate it.
    10-26-09 02:52 PM
  15. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    I was moving a left-over sandwich from one shelf to another in the fridge and a piece of bacon fell on the floor. It was only 3 seconds so I ate it.
    3 seconds is nothing for me. If I found bacon anywhere (use your imagination), I would eat it.
    10-26-09 02:56 PM
  16. trucky's Avatar
    I believe the official ruling is 5 seconds.
    10-26-09 03:00 PM
  17. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    I don't even follow the rules... for bacon.
    10-26-09 03:11 PM
  18. trucky's Avatar


    Rule #7: Keep bacon flat
    Don't be fooled by bacon's cool demeanor and nonchalant attitude. Bacon really is a square. It likes to be laid flat in the skillet, not curled up or folded over. How would you like to go to the beach and lay out in the sun all twisted up? That's what I thought. You'd look like marble. Bacon ain't steak. You don't want marbley bacon.

    (never really paid much attention to my bacon's attitude before)
    10-26-09 04:06 PM
  19. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Fixed above image, and from a newsletter I undoubtedly shouldn't receive:

    Bacon Explosion - No Joke!
    January 28, 2009 by Marianne

    I love when one idea snowballs into several others, and the bacon mat has been a major springboard for lots of bacon creations over the past few months. Of course there was the bacon cheese roll, followed by the bacon, chicken, cheese roll. And now this: the Bacon Explosion. Kaboom!



    bacon-explosionIt was covered by the New York Times here, as a great idea for this weekends big game. But for the original step-by-step recipe, you can go to BBQ Addicts and see the carnage for yourself. This is more than just sausage wrapped in a bacon mat. This is a bacon mat topped with dry rub, covered in bulk pork sausage, topped with cooked chopped bacon and BBQ sauce, rolled together and thrown on a grill. Think youre done yet? Wrong! Cover that sucker in another layer of BBQ sauce before resting briefly and slicing into juicy spirals of cardiac arrest. My breathing becomes labored just thinking about it.



    bacon-explosion-2In the off chance that this recipe doesnt do it for you, you can find lots of other great super bowl ideas at BBQ Addicts. These guys are a competitive BBQ team from Kansas City, so you know they know their stuff. Personally, I think its an amazing gift that these experts are willing to share their tips and recipes. I plan to bookmark this site and have the best summer BBQ season ever. Blam-o!
    10-27-09 04:43 AM
  20. trucky's Avatar
    Do they have that in a lite version?
    10-27-09 06:09 AM
  21. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Blasphemy!







    "But bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string"
    -- Hugh Kingsmill.


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    10-27-09 06:35 AM
  22. trucky's Avatar
    I keep returning to the pic of the Bacon Explosion, like a fly to stink...

    I'm thinking a slice of that would go mighty fine with an order of Waffle House hash browns, "scattered" (spread on the grill), "smothered" (with onions), "covered" (with cheese), "chunked" (with diced ham), "diced" (with diced tomatoes), "peppered" (with jalapeo peppers), "capped" (with mushrooms), "topped" (with chili) and "all the way" (with all available toppings).

    10-27-09 07:39 AM
  23. jlb21's Avatar
    A trick from my mother-in-law on how to really keep the Thanksgiving Turkey moist.......wrap it with 1lb of bacon strips. Keeps the juices in and you get to peel/eat the bacon while the bird cools........
    10-27-09 07:43 AM
  24. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    ujjf*#&^$*(@JFiwewi!!!!

    You guys and your food pr0n! Now I NEED bacon. and hash browns.
    10-27-09 08:30 AM
  25. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    ujjf*#&^$*(@JFiwewi!!!!

    You guys and your food pr0n! Now I NEED bacon. and hash browns.






    "But bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string"
    -- Hugh Kingsmill.


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    10-27-09 09:12 AM
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