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  1. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    I wonder if I can make every meal (dinner) this week with bacon...

    BLTs
    Bacon on a pizza
    Bacon and eggs
    Bacon and bacon, with a thin coating of bacon

    MMMmmmmmm, I'm thinking BLTs tonight for sure......
    10-23-09 04:13 AM
  2. trucky's Avatar
    I wonder if I can make every meal (dinner) this week with bacon...

    BLTs
    Bacon on a pizza
    Bacon and eggs
    Bacon and bacon, with a thin coating of bacon

    MMMmmmmmm, I'm thinking BLTs tonight for sure......

    I guarantee you could, especially if you were to add some Spam.
    10-23-09 06:01 AM
  3. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Trucky! They haz bacon flavored SPAM! I saw it at the Spam Museum!!! Oh noes I can't believe I just admitted that I went there on a public forum *facepalm*
    Next weekend when I go back to Minnesota I am going to drag my mom in there so I can snap a pic!

    You are all masochists, taunting me with the bacons before I'm even half awake *cries*

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    10-23-09 06:36 AM
  4. trucky's Avatar
    Bacon flavored Spam??? Omgosh... is it spreadable?
    10-23-09 06:56 AM
  5. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Bacon flavored Spam??? Omgosh... is it spreadable?
    If MF likes it, wouldn't it have to be?





    I find it hard to believe someone can find CrackBerry using Google,
    yet couldn't find their "heat seeking moisture missile" in a speedo once they get here.


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    10-23-09 06:58 AM
  6. trucky's Avatar
    Man:Morning!

    Waitress:Morning!

    Man:Well, what've you got?

    Waitress:Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

    Vikings:Spam spam spam spam...
    10-23-09 07:00 AM
  7. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    BBW I totally had YOU in mind as spreadbale meats #1 fan

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    10-23-09 07:03 AM
  8. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    BBW I totally had YOU in mind as spreadbale meats #1 fan
    Yep, spread and willing is how I like my meat.






    I find it hard to believe someone can find CrackBerry using Google,
    yet couldn't find their "heat seeking moisture missile" in a speedo once they get here.


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    10-23-09 07:10 AM
  9. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Oops! For the modfia, I must make a correction. What I meant was I like meats that are willing to spread.






    I find it hard to believe someone can find CrackBerry using Google,
    yet couldn't find their "heat seeking moisture missile" in a speedo once they get here.


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    10-23-09 07:13 AM
  10. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    .....And begging to be eaten *runs away*

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    10-23-09 07:17 AM
  11. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    ...*trips Mavis*... [/running joke on another forum] (yes, pun intended)

    I haz bakon tasty Spam this summer while camping! It blew my freakin mind!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!11
    10-23-09 07:28 AM
  12. BigBadWulf's Avatar

    :::: wonders if they make spreadable in a can ::::

    Damn! What's wrong with me?







    I find it hard to believe someone can find CrackBerry using Google,
    yet couldn't find their "heat seeking moisture missile" in a speedo once they get here.


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    10-23-09 08:13 AM
  13. trucky's Avatar
    I'm guessing you have that old Hawaiian disease...
    10-23-09 08:31 AM
  14. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    I'll take it, but I was thinking more Chinese. You order pork, pork!






    I find it hard to believe someone can find CrackBerry using Google,
    yet couldn't find their "heat seeking moisture missile" in a speedo once they get here.


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    10-23-09 08:39 AM
  15. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar

    :::: wonders if they make spreadable in a can ::::
    Damn! What's wrong with me?
    eee-gads I hope not! Then I will NEVER get a date!
    10-23-09 08:45 AM
  16. trucky's Avatar
    ummmmm.... Anyone want my lunch??
    10-23-09 09:46 AM
  17. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    ummmmm.... Anyone want my lunch??
    What did you bring??
    10-23-09 10:39 AM
  18. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Bacon Is Meat Candy!
    10-23-09 12:24 PM
  19. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death.
    They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......
    'Hey Jose, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet.'
    'Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee.
    'So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
    'Jose, Jose, we is saved.
    'Eees a bacon tree.'
    'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget.'
    'Jose when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree'.
    And with that... Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 meters, Jose following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks.
    It is clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Jose with his dying breath.
    'Jose... go back man,you was right ees not a bacon tree.'
    'Luis Luis mi amigo... what ees it?
    'Jose... ees not a bacon tree...
    Ees...
    Ees...
    Eees a Ham Bush!







    I find it hard to believe someone can find CrackBerry using Google,
    yet couldn't find their "heat seeking moisture missile" in a speedo once they get here.


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    10-23-09 05:10 PM
  20. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Bacon! Bush! Mexican smells???? Where are spare panties when you need them? Damm you BBW! Its official.
    I. Wanna. Be. Jewish

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    10-23-09 06:45 PM
  21. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    :::: checks blood for Jew compatibility ::::
    Nope, sorry MF, the bacon has permeated your cell structure. No Jew for you.







    I find it hard to believe someone can find CrackBerry using Google,
    yet couldn't find their "heat seeking moisture missile" in a speedo once they get here.


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    10-23-09 06:52 PM
  22. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Well that's the suck

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    10-23-09 10:12 PM
  23. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Well that's the suck
    Oh chin up kiddo! You don't really want to give up bacon, do you?






    I find it hard to believe someone can find CrackBerry using Google,
    yet couldn't find their "heat seeking moisture missile" in a speedo once they get here.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-24-09 08:46 AM
  24. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Did somebody say bacon???? NOM NOM NOM



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    10-24-09 09:05 AM
  25. Mvlawn's Avatar
    Put me down for a couple pounds per sitting.
    10-24-09 09:08 AM
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