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  1. jlb21's Avatar
    Bacon plus some bits
    Is a ton of awesomeness
    What would Kevin do
    10-20-09 01:21 PM
  2. jlb21's Avatar
    I like some Bacon
    Cook too much and you store it
    Refrigerator
    10-20-09 01:23 PM
  3. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Bacon comes from pigs
    You didn't know that stupid
    Shut up, eat your bacon
    10-20-09 01:36 PM
  4. trucky's Avatar
    I cant speak for you
    But my favorite pig of all
    Is the one I eat

    10-20-09 01:44 PM
  5. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    get in my tummy
    you filthy delicious swine
    animals taste good
    10-20-09 01:52 PM
  6. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar


    ZOMG thats HILARIOUS!
    10-20-09 01:57 PM
  7. trucky's Avatar
    The King is not dead!

    He has become his first love

    hunka hunka pork.

    10-20-09 02:02 PM
  8. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    The King is not dead!

    He has become his first love

    hunka hunka pork.

    BWAH! oh my god you kill me Trucky. That is hysterical!
    10-20-09 02:03 PM
  9. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Bacon bacon YUM!!!!!!!
    Bacon bacon bacon YUM!!!!!!!
    Bacon bacon YUM!!!!!!!

    Bippity boppity BACON!!!!!!!!
    10-21-09 06:20 AM
  10. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    getting a quick bacon fix in before I head into meetings:

    Hot pork injection
    Need bacon intervention
    Sweet love hangover
    10-21-09 07:35 AM
  11. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Bacon is your friend
    Do not dare cross the bacon
    For fear of your life.
    10-21-09 01:28 PM
  12. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    I just realized, we're missing some bacon:

    10-22-09 04:48 AM
  13. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Yes! The bacon thread is officially complete!!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-22-09 06:08 AM
  14. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Awe MF, I don't think we've even begun to scratch the surface.


    Bacon you are so good
    But you're also oh so fatty
    I could use you to comb my hair
    So it would not be so matty
    I love the way you smell and taste
    I like to stuff you in my face
    Oh my lovely bacon
    Please tell me that you're not taken
    I love you so much I would marry you
    Please won't you listen to my woes?
    I love to eat you every day
    And when I eat you I always say
    BACON IS YUMMY!







    I find it hard to believe someone can find CrackBerry using Google,
    yet couldn't find their "heat seeking moisture missile" in a speedo once they get here.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-22-09 06:18 AM
  15. trucky's Avatar
    Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

    The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

    President Obama replies "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."

    The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes and says, "Excellent trade, sir.."
    10-22-09 06:24 AM
  16. trucky's Avatar
    Must be Bacon Voyeurs...

    10-22-09 06:31 AM
  17. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Yay trucky! May the bacon never end.






    I find it hard to believe someone can find CrackBerry using Google,
    yet couldn't find their "heat seeking moisture missile" in a speedo once they get here.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-22-09 06:38 AM
  18. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    I'm on T*Mobile
    I ordered a MyFaves phone
    All 5 are bacon.
    10-22-09 08:08 AM
  19. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    My heart is broken
    A dainty piece of bacon
    Stricken to the ground
    10-22-09 09:32 AM
  20. trucky's Avatar
    The little piggies
    they are digging in the dirt
    soon will be bacon
    10-22-09 09:47 AM
  21. crs7088's Avatar
    I'm watching people make bacon donuts!!! Yummmmmmmmm

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-22-09 11:14 AM
  22. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Awe MF, I don't think we've even begun to scratch the surface.


    Bacon you are so good
    But you're also oh so fatty
    I could use you to comb my hair
    So it would not be so matty
    I love the way you smell and taste
    I like to stuff you in my face
    Oh my lovely bacon
    Please tell me that you're not taken
    I love you so much I would marry you
    Please won't you listen to my woes?
    I love to eat you every day
    And when I eat you I always say
    BACON IS YUMMY!






    I for one hope not! Just the addition of the 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon is so perfect.......so now we have bacon love, bacon pics, bacon poems, bacon haikus and now Kevin Bacon

    did I mention..I LOVE BACON?
    10-22-09 01:36 PM
  23. trucky's Avatar
    Awww, Ms FesselOscarMayer... I am shocked! How could you call it complete without the.............

    BACON BRA

    10-22-09 01:57 PM
  24. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    teeheehee
    10-22-09 10:40 PM
  25. pbflash's Avatar
    Awww, Ms FesselOscarMayer... I am shocked! How could you call it complete without the.............

    BACON BRA
    I think the bacon bra was posted somewhere in the first 5 pages. I haven't seen the bacon bikini yet.


    Last edited by pbflash; 10-23-09 at 01:58 AM.
    10-23-09 12:08 AM
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