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  1. syb0rg's Avatar
    Someones been to Subway I see......
    10-20-09 12:14 PM
  2. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    I wish it would snow bacon in the winter. Then I would go outside and do snow angels in the bacon and giggle like a silly little girl
    10-20-09 12:15 PM
  3. syb0rg's Avatar
    I want to live in a bacon house and drive a bacon car.

    I would buy a new one of each about every year, if not sooner.
    And you can use Barf to clean your house so it stays nice and bacon-y


    10-20-09 12:17 PM
  4. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    I wish it would snow bacon in the winter. Then I would go outside and do snow angels in the bacon and giggle like a silly little girl
    I wish it snowed bacon ALL TEH TIME!

    I trust that cleaner despite the name Barf because it says "Magic Brightness" at the bottom. I just can't help myself, it's magic!
    10-20-09 12:24 PM
  5. trucky's Avatar
    I wish it would snow bacon in the winter. Then I would go outside and do snow angels in the bacon and giggle like a silly little girl
    Sheesh, talk about doggie heaven... Now, when the sun has been out a few days... nahhh, let's not go there.
    10-20-09 12:27 PM
  6. syb0rg's Avatar
    This just in the "bacon machine" is REALLY REAL

    10-20-09 12:36 PM
  7. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Odd... yet strangely amusing...

    I watched for about 5 minutes hoping to see a happy ending.

    Turns out, it was just on loop.

    Darn.
    10-20-09 12:44 PM
  8. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    This just in the "bacon machine" is REALLY REAL
    I will only eat bacon from a bacon machine I find in a truck stop bathroom.

    ONLY!
    10-20-09 12:54 PM
  9. jlb21's Avatar
    Let's start some Bacon-ku:

    Taken From a Pig
    Thin Delicious Strips of Meat
    Love to Always Eat



    [EDIT]I tweeted this to @jimgaffigan.com with a #bacon-ku. Perhaps we'll get a whole lot of Bacon Haiku going......And I also tweeted this link to him I just saw......BaconCamp / Bacone
    Last edited by jlb21; 10-20-09 at 01:11 PM.
    10-20-09 01:00 PM
  10. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    *Haikugasm*

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-20-09 01:01 PM
  11. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    I wish to eat you
    Give to me your delicious
    Fatty bacon bits
    10-20-09 01:06 PM
  12. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    You my bacon b!tch
    Sizzle sizzle pop funky
    Gettin' my pan HOT

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-20-09 01:11 PM
  13. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Crispy or chewy
    Never gonna give you up
    I love you bacon
    10-20-09 01:22 PM
  14. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Fry it flip it yes
    Greasy drips of yummy love
    Marry me bacons?

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-20-09 01:29 PM
  15. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    What are the rules of making a haiku?

    I want to play!
    10-20-09 01:35 PM
  16. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Yes, first you have to post nudez pics

    5-7-5 syllables

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-20-09 01:37 PM
  17. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Yes, first you have to post nudez pics


    LOL

    Bacon on my plate
    Bacon on your DiscoStick
    Creampie in our pants.
    Last edited by xxxxpradaxxxx; 10-20-09 at 01:44 PM.
    10-20-09 01:38 PM
  18. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    I can haz prize now yes?
    10-20-09 01:48 PM
  19. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    I can haz prize now yes?
    YES! that was awesomeness!

    For your prize, Robo will now show you his bacon strip
    10-20-09 01:54 PM
  20. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    /gags

    I don't like bacon-

    That was strictly fictional
    10-20-09 01:56 PM
  21. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Prada no like bacon
    *rips off head poops down his neck*
    any more questions?
    10-20-09 02:00 PM
  22. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Can I get a stick drawing of that? LOL
    10-20-09 02:02 PM
  23. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    I am offended
    How dare you shun my bacon
    Tis' the best around
    10-20-09 02:04 PM
  24. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Can I get a stick drawing of that? LOL


    10-20-09 02:15 PM
  25. jlb21's Avatar
    Crispy or chewy
    Never gonna give you up
    I love you bacon
    OMG....It's a Rick-Roll Bacon Haiku!!!!

    Seriously folks, if you have a Twitter account, post your Bacon-Haikus with #bacon-ku. And tweet to Jim Gaffigan. Maybe we can get him to shout out to Crackberry or something........
    10-20-09 02:18 PM
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