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  1. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Wake N' Bacon Alarm Clock: The Best Sleep-Ending Device Ever

    Wake N' Bacon Alarm clock, which wakes you up with the intoxicating porky bacon smell. You put a slice of frozen bacon in the clock's chamber when you set the alarm the night before, and voila, you wake up to the wafting smell of a cooked piece of bacon.

    10-20-09 04:07 AM
  2. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Bacon eating flowchart. Good luck on WAP with this one.

    10-20-09 04:29 AM
  3. Username0223's Avatar
    I took my mega-magnifying glass out for that one lmfao!

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    10-20-09 07:26 AM
  4. exelant's Avatar
    I like the squeezable bacon! Amerikanish snack.

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    10-20-09 07:33 AM
  5. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    I hate NetNazis blocking bacon's beauty.
    10-20-09 07:38 AM
  6. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Bacon eating flowchart. Good luck on WAP with this one.

    That was so awesome, my head just exploded!
    10-20-09 08:35 AM
  7. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    ...*sniffs the inside of Jen's head to see if she really *did* have bacon on the brain*...
    10-20-09 08:38 AM
  8. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    In fact, I DO have bacon on the brain this morning. My mission of the day is to find BigBadWulfs beef bacon. It sounds yum.
    10-20-09 08:41 AM
  9. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Oddly, that does sound pretty good, and considering I've missed the majority of the pictures in this thread (except the underwear), I think I've just disturbed myself severly.....

    Well, moreso than before...
    10-20-09 08:44 AM
  10. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    I hadn't posted the beef bacon Jef, since it was deviod of comedy and grounded in reality. Here's what you're looking for:


    Quite honestly, as a former pig eater, I think it's better.







    I find it hard to believe someone can find CrackBerry using Google,
    yet couldn't find their "heat seeking moisture missile" in a speedo once they get here.


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    10-20-09 08:51 AM
  11. syb0rg's Avatar
    I hadn't posted the beef bacon Jef, since it was deviod of comedy and grounded in reality. Here's what you're looking for:


    Quite honestly, as a former pig eater, I think it's better.






    I find it hard to believe someone can find CrackBerry using Google,
    yet couldn't find their "heat seeking moisture missile" in a speedo once they get here.


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    Beef Bacon is kosher with me.
    10-20-09 08:55 AM
  12. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    I'm looking for a little white box with a red X in it? Is that in the freezer section?
    10-20-09 08:57 AM
  13. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    I love all equally. Unless its turkey bacon....that stuff is the nast. I cant wait to try a new bacons
    10-20-09 08:58 AM
  14. trucky's Avatar
    That turkey bacon stuff is not really bacon... I have a supporting decision in my favor:

    Turkey Bacon is NOT Real Bacon | Bacon Today
    10-20-09 09:02 AM
  15. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    I'm looking for a little white box with a red X in it? Is that in the freezer section?
    Try WAP just once, I dare you.

    I love all equally. Unless its turkey bacon....that stuff is the nast. I cant wait to try a new bacons

    Turkey bacon is for the birds. Quite frankly, turkey anything, besides turkey is for crap.






    I find it hard to believe someone can find CrackBerry using Google,
    yet couldn't find their "heat seeking moisture missile" in a speedo once they get here.


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    10-20-09 09:04 AM
  16. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Try WAP just once, I dare you.




    Turkey bacon is for the birds. Quite frankly, turkey anything, besides turkey is for crap.




    I thinks YOU'RE a turkey


    this thread makes me think, I have written a poem about corndogs, and one about ham. I need to work on a bacon poem.
    10-20-09 09:12 AM
  17. trucky's Avatar
    There once was a sandwich with mayo
    and lettuce and bright red tomato.
    Though tasty and fine
    it was missing some swine,
    with bacon it made me say, “Hey-O!”
    10-20-09 09:12 AM
  18. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    I thinks YOU'RE a turkey


    this thread makes me think, I have written a poem about corndogs, and one about ham. I need to work on a bacon poem.
    *cough cough* 100% grade A Wulf






    I find it hard to believe someone can find CrackBerry using Google,
    yet couldn't find their "heat seeking moisture missile" in a speedo once they get here.


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    10-20-09 09:18 AM
  19. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    There once was a sandwich with mayo
    and lettuce and bright red tomato.
    Though tasty and fine
    it was missing some swine,
    with bacon it made me say, Hey-O!
    *snaps snaps snaps* that was excellent! You never cease to amaze me. Here is mine:

    Girls a fakin' ... goodness sakin'
    They want a man who brings home the bacon

    ok, so I stole it from Young MC.....but sage advice nonetheless!


    *cough cough* 100% grade A Wulf
    Ah yes, the other white meat. I stand corrected
    10-20-09 09:22 AM
  20. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Try WAP just once, I dare you.
    No. The pictures weren't worth me moving to WAP. Now Mavis' stick figure people, that's another matter... Speaking of which, Mavis, how about an illustrated bacon poem?!?!? That would r0x0rs my s0x0rz!!!!!

    this thread makes me think, I have written a poem about corndogs, and one about ham. I need to work on a bacon poem.
    Can I has a corndog poem?

    I mean, I'd really like to see your corndog poem if you have it handy!
    10-20-09 10:22 AM
  21. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    :::: removes beef bacon photo Jef requested, and shoves it up his stick figure ::::






    I find it hard to believe someone can find CrackBerry using Google,
    yet couldn't find their "heat seeking moisture missile" in a speedo once they get here.


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    10-20-09 10:28 AM
  22. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Someones been to Subway I see......
    10-20-09 10:30 AM
  23. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    I was going to go to get some Chinese for lunch, because we actually need chopsticks at work. But now you made me want some fresh-baked bread goodness with some delectable toppings and a variety of condomints....

    My fav is the foot long spicy italian... It hurts so good...
    10-20-09 10:36 AM
  24. jlb21's Avatar
    2:11
    10-20-09 11:04 AM
  25. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    I want to live in a bacon house and drive a bacon car.

    I would buy a new one of each about every year, if not sooner.
    10-20-09 11:13 AM
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