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  1. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Anyone ever try baconnaise?

    I saw this at shop rite the other day and almost vomited right in front of the display.

    Talk about smushing the two most fattening things imagineble!

    Bacon flavored mayonnaise...
    I'll try anything once.....
    10-19-09 01:40 PM
  2. username0022's Avatar
    I'll try anything once.....
    Yikes... I have a delicious foot long you just HAVE TO try.
    10-19-09 01:41 PM
  3. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    I'll try anything once.....
    Hmmm....

    Should I jump on that...?
    10-19-09 01:45 PM
  4. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Yikes... I have a delicious foot long you just HAVE TO try.
    and Ive got the rape'ins crisis hotline number on speed dial in my phone. Lets get down
    10-19-09 01:46 PM
  5. username0022's Avatar
    and Ive got the rape'ins crisis hotline number on speed dial in my phone. Lets get down
    Good, you'll need it. I will brainwashing you into believing that you DESERVE it.
    10-19-09 01:48 PM
  6. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Good, you'll need it. I will brainwashing you into believing that you DESERVE it.
    Stop it! I dont appreciate your XXX comments. They are completely unwanted and I love the attention. *sits by Marine*
    10-19-09 01:49 PM
  7. syb0rg's Avatar
    and Ive got the rape'ins crisis hotline number on speed dial in my phone. Lets get down
    10-19-09 01:51 PM
  8. username0022's Avatar
    Stop it! I dont appreciate your XXX comments. They are completely unwanted and I love the attention. *sits by Marine*
    What a teaser...
    10-19-09 01:54 PM
  9. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    What a teaser...
    You better know what I dont want and give it to me, because I really do, but act like you think I dont, because Im acting like I dont but I do so then I can really deserve what I get. Got it?
    10-19-09 02:11 PM
  10. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    You better know what I dont want and give it to me, because I really do, but act like you think I dont, because Im acting like I dont but I do so then I can really deserve what I get. Got it?
    I'm confused...

    Now I need some clonazepam.
    10-19-09 02:14 PM
  11. username0022's Avatar
    You better know what I dont want and give it to me, because I really do, but act like you think I dont, because Im acting like I dont but I do so then I can really deserve what I get. Got it?
    I have never wanted to violate someone with a foot long Subway sandwich as much as I do you.
    10-19-09 02:41 PM
  12. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    I'm confused...

    Now I need some clonazepam.
    Me too, just mail me some.
    10-19-09 02:49 PM
  13. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    I'm confused...

    Now I need some clonazepam.
    Im a woman. Its what I do
    10-19-09 02:56 PM
  14. username0022's Avatar
    Im a woman. Its what I do
    Exactly. Especially when it comes to the sexual harassment...
    10-19-09 02:58 PM
  15. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Me too, just mail me some.
    NO!! All mine!!!!!!!!!!!!
    10-19-09 02:58 PM
  16. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    You dirty b@stard.
    10-19-09 03:22 PM
  17. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    You better know what I dont want and give it to me, because I really do, but act like you think I dont, because Im acting like I dont but I do so then I can really deserve what I get. Got it?
    And women think men are dumb when we can't figure out what they want.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-19-09 04:52 PM
  18. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    All this sandwich eating requires a little candy after.


    And of course, proper hygiene.



    With the finale, after dinner mints. Cause I wouldn't want to kiss Mavis with bad bacon breath.







    I find it hard to believe someone can find CrackBerry using Google,
    yet couldn't find their "heat seeking moisture missile" in a speedo once they get here.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-19-09 07:28 PM
  19. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Don't forget to rub a little bacon behind the ears!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-19-09 07:41 PM
  20. Username0223's Avatar
    roflmfao!!!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-19-09 07:49 PM
  21. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Strange, I can find this:


    This:


    And this (which I hear is killer):


    Even these:


    Which they say smells like this:


    Heck, even this, which I guess I could rub behind my ears:


    But sorry Mavis, nobody makes a dang bacon cologne.
    10-19-09 08:17 PM
  22. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Tactical Bacon!?! I don't care who you are....that looks and sounds like one big black can of fun!

    And no manufactured cologne could ever capture the essense of the real thing. Fry it up and rub er down. That's my motto!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-19-09 08:30 PM
  23. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    /gags

    Want to know something funny?

    In Spanish "bacon" is slang for....

    Well, you can use your imagination for the rest.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-19-09 11:59 PM
  24. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    /gags

    Want to know something funny?

    In Spanish "bacon" is slang for....

    Well, you can use your imagination for the rest.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    So, remember, when you fall off your ride, get bac on.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-20-09 12:08 AM
  25. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Lol ol! !!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-20-09 12:17 AM
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