This is a thread about bacon, for bacon, and because of bacon. Bacon haters can go sign up with your local PETA Chapter and seek your grease elsewhere.
Some things just have to be said, and some things just have to be done.
(There once was a nice thread about bacon and related bacon-ness but it has mysteriously been purged from the system)
But the Diet Coke has bacon in it. I figured the bacon in it canceled out the Diet Coke.
You may be right about that... I can see the need in the near future to have a Committee of Baconologists to review and then rule on such things. This stuff is way too complex for the average citizen. I'm thinking the selection rules for the CoB should only allow those with total cholesterol readings of 240 or above to be able to be nominated. Do we need to consider bacon diversity training at this point?