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  1. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    We obviously have way too much time on our hands.






    I find it hard to believe someone can find CrackBerry using Google,
    yet couldn't find their "heat seeking moisture missile" in a speedo once they get here.


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-16-09 08:43 AM
  2. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    MF, I've got a picture of you.

    Wulf! That was supposed to be just between us! Now everyone will know what brings the boys to my yard. And the stray dogs
    Eric Shapiro likes this.
    10-16-09 08:53 AM
  3. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    So that's where the deer, two coons, and fox I saw this morning were headed...
    10-16-09 09:09 AM
  4. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    I need a bacon banana hammock.
    10-16-09 09:17 AM
  5. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    I need to clean partially-chewed strawberry off of my screen...

    You suck, and thank you...
    10-16-09 09:28 AM
  6. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    *bows* T'was nothing.

    I was pictuing an actual hammock made of bacon and bananas.
    10-16-09 09:29 AM
  7. becmow2's Avatar
    *bows* T'was nothing.

    I was pictuing an actual hammock made of bacon and bananas.
    oh i wasn't! hahaha! will this be adequate support for the danger zone?
    10-16-09 09:34 AM
  8. syb0rg's Avatar
    I need a bacon banana hammock.
    that would be the only way you can get ladies to even come near your "danger zone".....
    10-16-09 09:41 AM
  9. syb0rg's Avatar
    oh i wasn't! hahaha! will this be adequate support for the danger zone?

    I'm leave that comment alone.....
    10-16-09 09:42 AM
  10. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    oh i wasn't! hahaha! will this be adequate support for the danger zone?
    Almost guaranteed... almost.

    that would be the only way you can get ladies to even come near your "danger zone".....
    Hey, whatever works.
    10-16-09 09:43 AM
  11. syb0rg's Avatar
    Almost guaranteed... almost.



    Hey, whatever works.
    i guess.
    10-16-09 09:54 AM
  12. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    oh i wasn't! hahaha! will this be adequate support for the danger zone?
    I cant imagine how many toothpicks would be required to provided adequate support for his Danger Zone. That in itself sounds dangerous.

    Robot, perhaps a more supportive meat in larger sheets to support the Zone, then trim it in bacon? Im thinking pastrami or roast beef.

    adding: Im liking the roast beef bacon trimmed visual. Sort of like an edible loin cloth kinda thing
    Last edited by Mavis Fesselmeyer; 10-16-09 at 10:06 AM. Reason: idea!
    10-16-09 10:03 AM
  13. syb0rg's Avatar
    I cant imagine how many toothpicks would be required to provided adequate support for his Danger Zone. That in itself sounds dangerous.

    Robot, perhaps a more supportive meat in larger sheets to support the Zone, then trim it in bacon? Im thinking pastrami or roast beef.

    adding: Im liking the roast beef bacon trimmed visual. Sort of like an edible loin cloth kinda thing
    ill wear the loin cloth if you wear the bra.
    10-16-09 10:09 AM
  14. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Maybe some meatloaf cooked in the shape of a thong, wrapped in bacon, smothered in ketchup and onions.

    I think we're on to something here... meat undies.
    10-16-09 10:09 AM
  15. becmow2's Avatar
    i like the roast beef trimmed in bacon loin cloth idea...

    but this will only bring meat lovers to your yard, rob...
    10-16-09 10:12 AM
  16. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    ill wear the loin cloth if you wear the bra.
    deal! but due to the unusually cool weather, I am providing you with pasties made of pepperoni and Im going to cover my bottom region with slices of cheese.
    10-16-09 10:16 AM
  17. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    i like the roast beef trimmed in bacon loin cloth idea...

    but this will only bring meat lovers to your yard, rob...
    I can deal with that. I couldn't deal with the vegetarians or vegans. Mostly because every time I talk to one, they try to make me feel like an @$$hole for eating an animal.
    10-16-09 10:17 AM
  18. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    deal! but due to the unusually cool weather, I am providing you with pasties made of pepperoni and Im going to cover my bottom region with slices of cheese.
    What kind of cheese?
    10-16-09 10:17 AM
  19. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    What kind of cheese?
    a sexy cheese....like pepperjack. ouch wait scratch that. peeprjack a poor choice in cheese undies. Maybe a baby swiss, sort of a peek-a-boo thing ya know?

    then Im going to fashion a belly chain out of a string of hot dogs. I hate belly chains, but when its made of pork, sign me up.
    10-16-09 10:21 AM
  20. username0022's Avatar
    Give's a whole new meaning to the phrase "riding the bologna pony"...
    10-16-09 10:30 AM
  21. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Give's a whole new meaning to the phrase "riding the bologna pony"...
    between film and fashion, I think the creative CB team could rule the world.

    dont fear you arent part of this new plan. You will be responsible for wearing a puppy costume and chasing me around the house in my meattire
    10-16-09 10:33 AM
  22. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Cheese panties and hot dog belts and meat undies... oh my.
    10-16-09 11:12 AM
  23. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Yeah I'm beginning to rethink this entire concept. Seems neither sanitary nor hygienic (sp?). And the residual smell would take forever to scrub off in the shower.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-16-09 11:42 AM
  24. username0022's Avatar
    Yeah I'm beginning to rethink this entire concept. Seems neither sanitary nor hygienic (sp?). And the residual smell would take forever to scrub off in the shower.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Yep. Something about this screams severe dysentery.
    10-16-09 11:54 AM
  25. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    But hey, it'd be a good time for all!
    10-16-09 12:16 PM
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