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  1. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Who cares. If you are grilling, you have to have an open beer. Not an issue.
    I thought it was just me.
    Cheers, my beer drinking meat grilling brother!

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    11-13-09 08:36 PM
  2. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    I believe I have struck
    Bacon Gold






    The Bacon Show



    ONE BACON RECIPE PER DAY, EVERY DAY, FOREVER
    Sunday, November 15, 2009
    1651. BACON-OATMEAL COOKIES
    makes 25-30 sandwiches, 4-5 dozen cookies

    1 cup, plus
    2 tablespoons bacon fat, room temperature
    1 1/2 cups sugar
    2 large eggs
    1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    4 1/2 teaspoons molasses
    4 1/2 teaspoons honey
    1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
    1 teaspoon baking soda
    1/2 teaspoon salt
    3 cups quick oats
    1 1/2 cups bacon bits
    1 cup raisins, chocolate chips or walnut pieces (optional)

    Preheat oven to 325F.
    With a hand held or stand mixer, cream fat with sugar until creamy and light.
    Add eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition.
    Add vanilla, molasses and honey, and beat to incorporate.
    In a medium mixing bowl, combine the flour, baking soda and salt, and whisk to incorporate.
    Add this mixture to the butter mixture and beat to incorporate.
    Scrape down the sides and bottom of the bowl, and beat briefly to insure that mixture is homogeneous.
    Add the oats, bacon bits and raisins, chocolate chips or walnuts, if using.
    Mix until well distributed.
    Drop dough by the heaping tablespoonful onto parchment- or Silpat-lined baking trays, leaving 1 1/2 or 2 inches between cookies.
    Bake for 10-12 minutes, rotating tray once during baking.
    Cool cookies completely before filling








    11-15-09 08:30 AM
  3. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    11-16-09 04:39 AM
  4. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    "The personal lubricant most recommended by hillbilly sex therapists".

    Perhaps you've seen their newest ad campaign? "Squeal like a pig!".


    They also have an ad campaign for their newest product, 'Ewe Oil'.
    The radio spot features that old R&B song, Black Betty. Maybe you've heard it before? The chorus goes:
    "Whoa Black Betty, ram a lam.
    "Whoa Black Betty, ram a lam.

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    Last edited by LazyStarGazer; 11-16-09 at 05:44 AM.
    11-16-09 05:34 AM
  5. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    This weekend was awesome. At least what I can remember...






    As good as they look, it's nothing compared to how they tasted.
    11-16-09 07:09 AM
  6. jlb21's Avatar
    No time for bacon this weekend.......still recovering on from my Daughter's birthday party (12) sleepover with 9 of her friends.

    And to top it all off, I tsayed up for the whole Pats game and ended up depressed. Oh well.
    11-16-09 08:53 AM
  7. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Does that mean Indy won? I couldn't have stayed up, having my alarms set for 2AM for work.

    ...*checks NFL.com*...


    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    11-16-09 08:56 AM
  8. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    I knew I'd get Paddy involved eventually. MF, here's the cure for what ails you.


    WAPers do it With A Passion


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    11-16-09 12:51 PM
  9. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Found this for the soap thread,
    But had to post it here








    WAPers do it With A Passion
    Last edited by BigBadWulf; 11-16-09 at 04:33 PM.
    11-16-09 04:14 PM
  10. trucky's Avatar
    Mmmvelopes

    If you're the type of person that still sends correspondence via snail mail, and you like the taste of bacon — and really, who doesn't? — then you need to grab yourself some Mmmvelopes ($7/25). These standard-size, bacon-looking envelopes echew the nasty and potentially deadly glue of old for a new adhesive that tastes just like real bacon. Just don't forget the postage.
    11-17-09 07:01 AM
  11. jlb21's Avatar
    Oh yummy. I just tweeted that link to Jim Gaffigan. He'll love it.
    11-17-09 08:08 AM
  12. BigBadWulf's Avatar




    WAPers do it With A Passion


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    11-17-09 08:41 AM
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    WAPers do it With A Passion


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    11-18-09 08:36 PM
  14. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    How long can you keep this up Wulf?
    11-18-09 09:15 PM
  15. BigBadWulf's Avatar




    WAPers do it With A Passion


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    11-18-09 10:06 PM
  16. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Stalking the Wulf with a tranquilizer gun.

    Some silver bullets.

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    11-18-09 10:23 PM
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    11-19-09 03:38 AM
  18. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Yay panda! Suck it Brian.




    WAPers do it With A Passion


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    11-19-09 04:09 AM
  19. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    By special request from Brian,
    we are "Rocking the Bacon Tonight"






    WAPers do it With A Passion


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    11-19-09 06:31 PM
  20. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Let's have a pig roast on the 'dark side of the moon'. We'll bring enough beer to get 'comfortably numb', and act like 'animals'. Hopefully not being able to 'breathe' won't give us 'brain damage'.
    If this doesn't make sense, it's because I'm having 'another one of my turns'.

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    11-19-09 07:38 PM
  21. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    I'd say all that, but
    Hello
    Hello
    Hello
    Hello
    Hello
    Hello
    Hello
    can anybody hear me?





    WAPers do it With A Passion


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    11-19-09 07:41 PM
  22. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    LSG, can I bring "Vera" so you can meet her "In the Flesh" or would that cause you guys to hold "The Trial" to get me banned to "Outside the Wall?"
    11-19-09 07:52 PM
  23. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    I'd say all that, but
    Hello
    Hello
    Hello
    Hello
    Hello
    Hello
    Hello
    can anybody hear me?





    WAPers do it With A Passion


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Yes, we can hear you. 'Welcome to the machine'. Would you like to 'have a cigar' while your 'waiting for the worms to come'?

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    11-19-09 09:31 PM
  24. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    LSG, can I bring "Vera" so you can meet her "In the Flesh" or would that cause you guys to hold "The Trial" to get me banned to "Outside the Wall?"
    If that's the Vera I think it is, don't walk away from her. 'Run like he**' away from her! She's a psycho.

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    11-19-09 09:34 PM
  25. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Yes, we can hear you. 'Welcome to the machine'. Would you like to 'have a cigar' while your 'waiting for the worms to come'?
    Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls?




    WAPers do it With A Passion


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    11-19-09 10:30 PM
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