I just couldn't live with myself if i sent those yummie little morsels into the world only for them to shrivel up into some kind of science experiment.
No, that's not a typo. Bakon Vodka ($30) is a new premium-quality potato vodka infused with a savory bacon flavor. Distilled from Idaho potatoes and possessing a perfect hint of peppery bacon flavor. Great in a bloody mary, good when paired with scotch, not so hot in a white russian � unless you like the way they taste on the way back up � but what we really, really want is a recipe for a bacon cheeseburger. [Thanks, Everyone]
Manly way to cook your bacon Tuesday, March 30, 2010, by Raphael Brion
You need bacon, tin foil, a 7.62mm German Rheinmetall MG 3 machine gun from the 1950s, and around 200 rounds of ammunition. Simply wrap the bacon around the barrel, and fire away.
I have a feeling it'd be like roasting marshmallows... once you've had one or five 'smores, it's not longer for the end result, but all about the pyro-recessive gene some of us have. Anyone want a 'smore?
Mmmmm....all this makes me want some of my Bacon Burgers.
You start out by fully cooking 1 lb of Bacon.
Add about 90 - 95 % of the Bacon grease to 5 lbs of lean ground sirloin
Break half of the bacon strips into crumbles and add them
to the ground sirloin. Mix until bacon grease and crumbles
are completely distributed throughout the ground sirloin, and form
into patties..
Season patties with onion and garlic powder as desired
and cook until they are approximately medium...
Apply Cheese (if desired) and heat until melted.
Grill buns in pan used for cooking bacon, using bacon grease instead
of butter until buns are lightly browned...
Naw...having 911 and cardiologist numbers on speed dial isn't part of making the burger. It might be part of the post-consumption recovery process though...
Mmmmm....all this makes me want some of my Bacon Burgers.
You start out by fully cooking 1 lb of Bacon.
Add about 90 - 95 % of the Bacon grease to 5 lbs of lean ground sirloin
Break half of the bacon strips into crumbles and add them
to the ground sirloin. Mix until bacon grease and crumbles
are completely distributed throughout the ground sirloin, and form
into patties..
Season patties with onion and garlic powder as desired
and cook until they are approximately medium...
Apply Cheese (if desired) and heat until melted.
Grill buns in pan used for cooking bacon, using bacon grease instead
of butter until buns are lightly browned...
Assemble burger and apply condiments of choice...
Sounds awesome, but... we have a serious issue here. You have failed to account for the other half of the cooked bacon. Can we say Bacon Police?