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Originally Posted by JustPlainJef

Who cares. If you are grilling, you have to have an open beer. Not an issue.

I thought it was just me.
Cheers, my beer drinking meat grilling brother!

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11-13-09 08:36 PM

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I believe I have struck
Bacon Gold

The Bacon Show

The Bacon Show

ONE BACON RECIPE PER DAY, EVERY DAY, FOREVER
Sunday, November 15, 2009
1651. BACON-OATMEAL COOKIES
makes 25-30 sandwiches, 4-5 dozen cookies

1 cup, plus
2 tablespoons bacon fat, room temperature
1 1/2 cups sugar
2 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
4 1/2 teaspoons molasses
4 1/2 teaspoons honey
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
3 cups quick oats
1 1/2 cups bacon bits
1 cup raisins, chocolate chips or walnut pieces (optional)

Preheat oven to 325�F.
With a hand held or stand mixer, cream fat with sugar until creamy and light.
Add eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition.
Add vanilla, molasses and honey, and beat to incorporate.
In a medium mixing bowl, combine the flour, baking soda and salt, and whisk to incorporate.
Add this mixture to the butter mixture and beat to incorporate.
Scrape down the sides and bottom of the bowl, and beat briefly to insure that mixture is homogeneous.
Add the oats, bacon bits and raisins, chocolate chips or walnuts, if using.
Mix until well distributed.
Drop dough by the heaping tablespoonful onto parchment- or Silpat-lined baking trays, leaving 1 1/2 or 2 inches between cookies.
Bake for 10-12 minutes, rotating tray once during baking.
Cool cookies completely before filling

11-15-09 08:30 AM

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11-16-09 04:39 AM

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LazyStarGazer

"The personal lubricant most recommended by hillbilly sex therapists".

Perhaps you've seen their newest ad campaign? "Squeal like a pig!".

They also have an ad campaign for their newest product, 'Ewe Oil'.
The radio spot features that old R&B song, Black Betty. Maybe you've heard it before? The chorus goes:
"Whoa Black Betty, ram a lam.
"Whoa Black Betty, ram a lam.

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11-16-09 05:34 AM

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KillYouWithMyMind

This weekend was awesome. At least what I can remember...

As good as they look, it's nothing compared to how they tasted.

11-16-09 07:09 AM

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jlb21

No time for bacon this weekend.......still recovering on from my Daughter's birthday party (12) sleepover with 9 of her friends.

And to top it all off, I tsayed up for the whole Pats game and ended up depressed. Oh well.

11-16-09 08:53 AM

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JustPlainJef

Does that mean Indy won? I couldn't have stayed up, having my alarms set for 2AM for work.

...*checks NFL.com*...

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11-16-09 08:56 AM

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BigBadWulf
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I knew I'd get Paddy involved eventually. MF, here's the cure for what ails you.

Irish Bacon Broth from Mietta's Recipe Collection

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11-16-09 12:51 PM

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BigBadWulf
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Found this for the soap thread,
But had to post it here

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11-16-09 04:14 PM

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trucky

Mmmvelopes

If you're the type of person that still sends correspondence via snail mail, and you like the taste of bacon — and really, who doesn't? — then you need to grab yourself some Mmmvelopes ($7/25). These standard-size, bacon-looking envelopes echew the nasty and potentially deadly glue of old for a new adhesive that tastes just like real bacon. Just don't forget the postage.

11-17-09 07:01 AM

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jlb21

Oh yummy. I just tweeted that link to Jim Gaffigan. He'll love it.

11-17-09 08:08 AM

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WAPers do it With A Passion
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11-17-09 08:41 AM

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BigBadWulf
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Bacon Flavored Popcorn? � GOURMET POPCORN!

And for the puppies:

Woofy POP Microwave Dog Treat - Cherrybrook

Sam's Club - Savory Flavor for Popcorn - Bacon and Cheddar

But the best has got to be:

Over the Rainbow

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11-18-09 08:36 PM

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LazyStarGazer

How long can you keep this up Wulf?

11-18-09 09:15 PM

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WAPers do it With A Passion
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11-18-09 10:06 PM

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LazyStarGazer

Stalking the Wulf with a tranquilizer gun.

Some silver bullets.

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11-18-09 10:23 PM

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11-19-09 03:38 AM

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BigBadWulf
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Yay panda! Suck it Brian.

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11-19-09 04:09 AM

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BigBadWulf
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By special request from Brian,
we are "Rocking the Bacon Tonight"

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11-19-09 06:31 PM

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LazyStarGazer

Let's have a pig roast on the 'dark side of the moon'. We'll bring enough beer to get 'comfortably numb', and act like 'animals'. Hopefully not being able to 'breathe' won't give us 'brain damage'.
If this doesn't make sense, it's because I'm having 'another one of my turns'.

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11-19-09 07:38 PM

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BigBadWulf
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I'd say all that, but
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello

can anybody hear me?

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11-19-09 07:41 PM

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JustPlainJef

LSG, can I bring "Vera" so you can meet her "In the Flesh" or would that cause you guys to hold "The Trial" to get me banned to "Outside the Wall?"

11-19-09 07:52 PM

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LazyStarGazer

Originally Posted by BigBadWulf

I'd say all that, but
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello

can anybody hear me?

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Yes, we can hear you. 'Welcome to the machine'. Would you like to 'have a cigar' while your 'waiting for the worms to come'?

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11-19-09 09:31 PM

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LazyStarGazer

Originally Posted by JustPlainJef

LSG, can I bring "Vera" so you can meet her "In the Flesh" or would that cause you guys to hold "The Trial" to get me banned to "Outside the Wall?"

If that's the Vera I think it is, don't walk away from her. 'Run like he**' away from her! She's a psycho.

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11-19-09 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by LazyStarGazer

Yes, we can hear you. 'Welcome to the machine'. Would you like to 'have a cigar' while your 'waiting for the worms to come'?

Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls?

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11-19-09 10:30 PM

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