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JustPlainJef

I wonder if I can make every meal (dinner) this week with bacon...

BLTs
Bacon on a pizza
Bacon and eggs
Bacon and bacon, with a thin coating of bacon

MMMmmmmmm, I'm thinking BLTs tonight for sure......

10-23-09 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by JustPlainJef

I wonder if I can make every meal (dinner) this week with bacon...

BLTs
Bacon on a pizza
Bacon and eggs
Bacon and bacon, with a thin coating of bacon

MMMmmmmmm, I'm thinking BLTs tonight for sure......

I guarantee you could, especially if you were to add some Spam.

10-23-09 06:01 AM

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Mavis Fesselmeyer

Trucky! They haz bacon flavored SPAM! I saw it at the Spam Museum!!! Oh noes I can't believe I just admitted that I went there on a public forum *facepalm*
Next weekend when I go back to Minnesota I am going to drag my mom in there so I can snap a pic!

You are all masochists, taunting me with the bacons before I'm even half awake *cries*

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10-23-09 06:36 AM

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trucky

Bacon flavored Spam??? Omgosh... is it spreadable?

10-23-09 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by trucky

Bacon flavored Spam??? Omgosh... is it spreadable?

If MF likes it, wouldn't it have to be?

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10-23-09 06:58 AM

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trucky

Man:Morning!

Waitress:Morning!

Man:Well, what've you got?

Waitress:Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings:Spam spam spam spam...

10-23-09 07:00 AM

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Mavis Fesselmeyer

BBW I totally had YOU in mind as spreadbale meats #1 fan

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10-23-09 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Mavis Fesselmeyer

BBW I totally had YOU in mind as spreadbale meats #1 fan

Yep, spread and willing is how I like my meat.

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10-23-09 07:10 AM

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Oops! For the modfia, I must make a correction. What I meant was I like meats that are willing to spread.

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Mavis Fesselmeyer

.....And begging to be eaten *runs away*

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10-23-09 07:17 AM

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JustPlainJef

...*trips Mavis*... [/running joke on another forum] (yes, pun intended)

I haz bakon tasty Spam this summer while camping! It blew my freakin mind!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!11

10-23-09 07:28 AM

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BigBadWulf
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:::: wonders if they make spreadable in a can ::::

Damn! What's wrong with me?

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10-23-09 08:13 AM

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trucky

I'm guessing you have that old Hawaiian disease...

10-23-09 08:31 AM

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BigBadWulf
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I'll take it, but I was thinking more Chinese. You order pork, pork!

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10-23-09 08:39 AM

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Mavis Fesselmeyer

Originally Posted by BigBadWulf

:::: wonders if they make spreadable in a can ::::
Damn! What's wrong with me?

eee-gads I hope not! Then I will NEVER get a date!

10-23-09 08:45 AM

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trucky

ummmmm.... Anyone want my lunch??

10-23-09 09:46 AM

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Mavis Fesselmeyer

Originally Posted by trucky

ummmmm.... Anyone want my lunch??

What did you bring??

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Mavis Fesselmeyer

Bacon Is Meat Candy!

10-23-09 12:24 PM

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Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death.
They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......
'Hey Jose, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet.'
'Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee.
'So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
'Jose, Jose, we is saved.
'Eees a bacon tree.'
'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget.'
'Jose when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree'.
And with that... Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 meters, Jose following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks.
It is clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Jose with his dying breath.
'Jose... go back man,you was right ees not a bacon tree.'
'Luis Luis mi amigo... what ees it?
'Jose... ees not a bacon tree...
Ees...
Ees...
Eees a Ham Bush!

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10-23-09 05:10 PM

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Mavis Fesselmeyer

Bacon! Bush! Mexican smells???? Where are spare panties when you need them? Damm you BBW! Its official.
I. Wanna. Be. Jewish

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:::: checks blood for Jew compatibility ::::
Nope, sorry MF, the bacon has permeated your cell structure. No Jew for you.

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Mavis Fesselmeyer

Well that's the suck

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10-23-09 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mavis Fesselmeyer

Well that's the suck

Oh chin up kiddo! You don't really want to give up bacon, do you?

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10-24-09 08:46 AM

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Mavis Fesselmeyer

Did somebody say bacon???? NOM NOM NOM

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10-24-09 09:05 AM

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Mvlawn

Put me down for a couple pounds per sitting.

10-24-09 09:08 AM

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