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Mavis Fesselmeyer

Originally Posted by xxxxpradaxxxx

Anyone ever try baconnaise?

I saw this at shop rite the other day and almost vomited right in front of the display.

Talk about smushing the two most fattening things imagineble!

Bacon flavored mayonnaise...

I'll try anything once.....

10-19-09 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mavis Fesselmeyer

I'll try anything once.....

Yikes... I have a delicious foot long you just HAVE TO try.

10-19-09 01:41 PM

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xxxxpradaxxxx

Originally Posted by Mavis Fesselmeyer

I'll try anything once.....

Hmmm....

Should I jump on that...?

10-19-09 01:45 PM

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Mavis Fesselmeyer

Originally Posted by S7ar Scr3am

Yikes... I have a delicious foot long you just HAVE TO try.

and Ive got the rape'ins crisis hotline number on speed dial in my phone. Lets get down

10-19-09 01:46 PM

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username0022

Originally Posted by Mavis Fesselmeyer

and Ive got the rape'ins crisis hotline number on speed dial in my phone. Lets get down

Good, you'll need it. I will brainwashing you into believing that you DESERVE it.

10-19-09 01:48 PM

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Mavis Fesselmeyer

Originally Posted by S7ar Scr3am

Good, you'll need it. I will brainwashing you into believing that you DESERVE it.

Stop it! I dont appreciate your XXX comments. They are completely unwanted and I love the attention. *sits by Marine*

10-19-09 01:49 PM

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syb0rg

Originally Posted by Mavis Fesselmeyer

and Ive got the rape'ins crisis hotline number on speed dial in my phone. Lets get down

10-19-09 01:51 PM

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username0022

Originally Posted by Mavis Fesselmeyer

Stop it! I dont appreciate your XXX comments. They are completely unwanted and I love the attention. *sits by Marine*

What a teaser...

10-19-09 01:54 PM

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Mavis Fesselmeyer

Originally Posted by S7ar Scr3am

What a teaser...

You better know what I dont want and give it to me, because I really do, but act like you think I dont, because Im acting like I dont but I do so then I can really deserve what I get. Got it?

10-19-09 02:11 PM

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xxxxpradaxxxx

Originally Posted by Mavis Fesselmeyer

You better know what I dont want and give it to me, because I really do, but act like you think I dont, because Im acting like I dont but I do so then I can really deserve what I get. Got it?

I'm confused...

Now I need some clonazepam.

10-19-09 02:14 PM

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username0022

Originally Posted by Mavis Fesselmeyer

You better know what I dont want and give it to me, because I really do, but act like you think I dont, because Im acting like I dont but I do so then I can really deserve what I get. Got it?

I have never wanted to violate someone with a foot long Subway sandwich as much as I do you.

10-19-09 02:41 PM

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KillYouWithMyMind

Originally Posted by xxxxpradaxxxx

I'm confused...

Now I need some clonazepam.

Me too, just mail me some.

10-19-09 02:49 PM

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Mavis Fesselmeyer

Originally Posted by xxxxpradaxxxx

I'm confused...

Now I need some clonazepam.

Im a woman. Its what I do

10-19-09 02:56 PM

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username0022

Originally Posted by Mavis Fesselmeyer

Im a woman. Its what I do

Exactly. Especially when it comes to the sexual harassment...

10-19-09 02:58 PM

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xxxxpradaxxxx

Originally Posted by RobotnumberOne

Me too, just mail me some.

NO!! All mine!!!!!!!!!!!!

10-19-09 02:58 PM

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KillYouWithMyMind

You dirty b@stard.

10-19-09 03:22 PM

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LazyStarGazer

Originally Posted by Mavis Fesselmeyer

You better know what I dont want and give it to me, because I really do, but act like you think I dont, because Im acting like I dont but I do so then I can really deserve what I get. Got it?

And women think men are dumb when we can't figure out what they want.

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10-19-09 04:52 PM

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BigBadWulf
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All this sandwich eating requires a little candy after.

And of course, proper hygiene.

With the finale, after dinner mints. Cause I wouldn't want to kiss Mavis with bad bacon breath.

I find it hard to believe someone can find CrackBerry using Google,
yet couldn't find their "heat seeking moisture missile" in a speedo once they get here.

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10-19-09 07:28 PM

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Mavis Fesselmeyer

Don't forget to rub a little bacon behind the ears!

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10-19-09 07:41 PM

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Username0223

roflmfao!!!

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10-19-09 07:49 PM

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BigBadWulf
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Strange, I can find this:

This:

And this (which I hear is killer):

Even these:

Which they say smells like this:

Heck, even this, which I guess I could rub behind my ears:

But sorry Mavis, nobody makes a dang bacon cologne.

10-19-09 08:17 PM

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Mavis Fesselmeyer

Tactical Bacon!?! I don't care who you are....that looks and sounds like one big black can of fun!

And no manufactured cologne could ever capture the essense of the real thing. Fry it up and rub er down. That's my motto!

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10-19-09 08:30 PM

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xxxxpradaxxxx

/gags

Want to know something funny?

In Spanish "bacon" is slang for....

Well, you can use your imagination for the rest.

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10-19-09 11:59 PM

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LazyStarGazer

Originally Posted by xxxxpradaxxxx

/gags

Want to know something funny?

In Spanish "bacon" is slang for....

Well, you can use your imagination for the rest.

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So, remember, when you fall off your ride, get bac on.

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10-20-09 12:08 AM

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xxxxpradaxxxx

Lol ol! !!

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10-20-09 12:17 AM

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