If youre going to do it, own it. own that bidness.
You wont catch me doing it in public, but Id announce myself with pride so there was no question who dealt it. Id look at the nearest person and say "Yeah, I shat. Im 1XX pounds of steel and sex appeal. What you gonna do about it, huh?"
I fart when no ones around... but that takes all the fun out of it... Its best when you have a nice, good, loud rummbler and you can shock and awe people... but by far the worst farts are beer + late night white castle farts!!!!!
I fart when no ones around... but that takes all the fun out of it... Its best when you have a nice, good, loud rummbler and you can shock and awe people... but by far the worst farts are beer + late night white castle farts!!!!!
I fart when no ones around... but that takes all the fun out of it... Its best when you have a nice, good, loud rummbler and you can shock and awe people... but by far the worst farts are beer + late night white castle farts!!!!!
i call those sharts it's a mixed between a @#!# and a fart
Fart ?! ?! i've farted so hard my wife threw up where she stood.... it was to freaking funny.
lmao... i cant beat that...but here is my favorite one... I had a late night with beer and white castle... so i wake up feeling pretty bad... so im laying in bed with my dog laying at my feet... so i fart really loud... pepper (my dog) lifts his head and look at me confused but puts his head back down.... about 10 seconds later he lifts his head up again... looks at me with, I swear, a disgusted look on his face... gets up jumps off the bed and leaves the room!!! i thought it was so funny...my dog not so much!!!
