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  1. 12MaNy's Avatar
    ...or just simply hated him.
    05-07-10 04:08 PM
  2. Radius's Avatar
    Most of you can't see the forest for the trees here. Let me explain how it works.

    Dark angry vampires bite necks. Lotsa blood there, easy to get and while not the most manly method to get the goodness from a person, it can be considered masculine as long as the vampire himself looks dark and menacing in a very cool way.

    Now sparkly vampires, those are different. Most often they haunt those questionable nightclubs with far too many men in them to make me comfortable. They aren't dark and menacing and use a snare to lure their victims in. And by snare, I mean the not so subtly hidden knee pads under their baggy pants. And it isn't the neck they're after, they have developed a system to get the blood pumping out pretty good and the victim jut thinks initially that they got lucky and their new guy friend is just into a bit of kinky biting.

    It's evolution in action.
    05-07-10 04:17 PM
  3. username0022's Avatar
    Most of you can't see the forest for the trees here. Let me explain how it works.

    Dark angry vampires bite necks. Lotsa blood there, easy to get and while not the most manly method to get the goodness from a person, it can be considered masculine as long as the vampire himself looks dark and menacing in a very cool way.

    Now sparkly vampires, those are different. Most often they haunt those questionable nightclubs with far too many men in them to make me comfortable. They aren't dark and menacing and use a snare to lure their victims in. And by snare, I mean the not so subtly hidden knee pads under their baggy pants. And it isn't the neck they're after, they have developed a system to get the blood pumping out pretty good and the victim jut thinks initially that they got lucky and their new guy friend is just into a bit of kinky biting.

    It's evolution in action.
    05-07-10 04:18 PM
  4. username0022's Avatar
    P.S. I <3 you, Radius.
    05-07-10 04:19 PM
  5. Radius's Avatar
    Wow, Prada...

    And if anyone has seen the movie "There's Something About Mary" then you know this hairstyle is just a simple mistake/misunderstanding.
    05-07-10 04:19 PM
  6. Radius's Avatar
    P.S. I <3 you, Radius.
    It's mutual, in a sparkly vampire kinda way.
    05-07-10 04:20 PM
  7. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    And if anyone has seen the movie "There's Something About Mary" then you know this hairstyle is just a simple mistake/misunderstanding.
    ahhhh radius is here. NOW its a party!
    05-07-10 04:21 PM
  8. username0022's Avatar
    Yes. Now, who's going to help me apply the Cool Whip?
    05-07-10 04:23 PM
  9. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Yes. Now, who's going to help me apply the Cool Whip?
    tsk tsk.....Ready Whip young grasshopper. Less sticky
    05-07-10 04:26 PM
  10. username0022's Avatar
    tsk tsk.....Ready Whip young grasshopper. Less sticky
    Eff me...
    05-07-10 04:32 PM
  11. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Eff me...
    Where at ???
    05-07-10 04:39 PM
  12. username0022's Avatar
    Where at ???
    In da buttt.
    05-07-10 04:40 PM
  13. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Cool, when?

    I'll be waiting in stall 6.
    05-07-10 04:42 PM
  14. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Cool, when?

    I'll be waiting in stall 6.
    *crouches stealthily in stall 5, so I can peek over top*
    05-07-10 04:45 PM
  15. username0022's Avatar
    Cool, when?

    I'll be waiting in stall 6.
    I haz issues with the number 6 (long story). Can we make it stall # 3 @ 12:01am? Bring your diet pills.
    05-07-10 04:45 PM
  16. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    I've ground them all up, and prepared them for snorting already.

    But stall 3 is fine.

    I just thought the roomy handicapp stall would be more comfortable.
    05-07-10 04:48 PM
  17. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    I've ground them all up, and prepared them for snorting already.

    But stall 3 is fine.

    I just thought the roomy handicapp stall would be more comfortable.
    score for that metal bar on the wall. So much versatility. wait, why am I all excited about this anyway?

    THAT SHOULD BE ME HIKED UP ON THAT BAR!

    drats
    05-07-10 04:51 PM
  18. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Well, you can always record it, and post it under one of those "crackberry contests" that kevin has.

    Dunno if you'll win though.

    The tape on the other hand would be full of win.
    05-07-10 04:52 PM
  19. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    *runs off to post another idea under the ideas thread*
    05-07-10 04:54 PM
  20. username0022's Avatar
    Well, you can always record it, and post it under one of those "crackberry contests" that kevin has.

    Dunno if you'll win though.

    The tape on the other hand would be full of win.
    Eff yeah it would. Hah!
    05-07-10 04:56 PM
  21. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    score for that metal bar on the wall. So much versatility. wait, why am I all excited about this anyway?

    THAT SHOULD BE ME HIKED UP ON THAT BAR!

    drats
    Sweet, innocent Mavis.

    And OUR Mavis too:

    05-07-10 05:05 PM
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