05-07-10 05:05 PM
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  1. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    I've always been pro ana, never pro mia...

    And FYI Prada is a boy.

    Prada is no stranger to fad diets and questionable alternatives.
    But I bought these tickets months ago?!?!?

    05-07-10 02:33 PM
  2. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    I was always under the impression that Prada was part fashion god and part ultimate sex fantasy god.
    Oh, I am...

    I can get down like there's no one around...
    05-07-10 02:34 PM
  3. username0022's Avatar
    Oh, I am...

    I can get down like there's no one around...
    Whew! My dreams aren't shattered.
    05-07-10 02:37 PM
  4. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Oh, I am...

    I can get down like there's no one around...
    I heard you dont really have a pen!s. Its more a parasitic twin with its own Gucci scarf
    05-07-10 02:40 PM
  5. username0022's Avatar
    I heard you dont really have a pen!s. Its more a parasitic twin with its own Gucci scarf
    Now THAT'S something I must witness for myself.
    05-07-10 02:41 PM
  6. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Actually, it's more of a specially designed socket.

    Where I can insert various sized haute couture prada branded d0ngs.
    05-07-10 02:42 PM
  7. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Actually, it's more of a specially designed socket.

    Where I can insert various sized haute couture prada branded d0ngs.
    ok Im from Iowa. What is ths haute couture thing you speak of? the socket part I get
    05-07-10 02:44 PM
  8. username0022's Avatar
    Actually, it's more of a specially designed socket.

    Where I can insert various sized haute couture prada branded d0ngs.
    I found my new signature.
    05-07-10 02:44 PM
  9. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Haute Couture, means "personally" designed, or hand tailored for a specific person.

    As opposed to going into a store and buying a size 3...

    You can go into certain designers, they take your measurements, and tailor the clothes to met your body.

    So a haute couture d0ng would be hand designed and molded for personal use.

    05-07-10 02:46 PM
  10. username0022's Avatar
    haute couture, means "personally" designed, or hand tailored for a specific person.

    As opposed to going into a store and buying a size 3...

    You can go into certain designers, they take your measurements, and tailor the clothes to met your body.

    So a haute couture d0ng would be hand designed and molded for personal use.

    :d
    /cream

    /thread
    05-07-10 02:52 PM
  11. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    05-07-10 02:54 PM
  12. username0022's Avatar
    HAHAHA! Seriously, they need to make a *crying because I'm laughing* emoticon...
    05-07-10 02:55 PM
  13. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    this thread has officially given me a not-so-fresh feeling.

    Wheres my mom and a pond on a nice sunny day when I need them??
    05-07-10 02:59 PM
  14. username0022's Avatar
    this thread has officially given me a not-so-fresh feeling.

    Wheres my mom and a pond on a nice sunny day when I need them??
    Are we talking about making this a Summer's Eve night?
    05-07-10 03:00 PM
  15. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Wow. Fathers just teach their sons to shave. That's so much more personal.
    05-07-10 03:02 PM
  16. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    I've heard Massengill was for the classy ones.
    05-07-10 03:02 PM
  17. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Are we talking about making this a Summer's Eve night?
    good thing theyre BOGO at Walgreens this week. I'll need that 2nd one for my SOUL.
    05-07-10 03:02 PM
  18. username0022's Avatar
    good thing theyre BOGO at Walgreens this week. I'll need that 2nd one for my SOUL.
    No amount of d0uche'ing will be able to cleanse my soul. Now if you're talking enemas, then yes, that should do it.
    05-07-10 03:04 PM
  19. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    Wow. Fathers just teach their sons to shave. That's so much more personal.
    it really is a beautiful moment in coming of age of us young womens

    05-07-10 03:06 PM
  20. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    I feel like I'm beating a dead horse here, but anyway:

    Enema's make me sparkle like edward cullen on a nonovercast day.
    Last edited by xxxxpradaxxxx; 05-07-10 at 03:12 PM.
    05-07-10 03:09 PM
  21. username0022's Avatar
    Wow, Prada...

    05-07-10 03:14 PM
  22. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    /Jaws Music Begins to Play in Background...
    05-07-10 03:18 PM
  23. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    WTF is up with his hair? Seriously, why is stupid the new cool?
    05-07-10 03:21 PM
  24. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Wow, Prada...


    I think his hair stylist was really hung over. Or still drunk.
    05-07-10 03:30 PM
  25. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    I think his hair stylist was really hung over. Or still drunk.
    Or blind.

    And had no hands.

    And also wore 2 eyepatches... just to be sure she didn't regain her sight and ruin it halfway thru.
    05-07-10 03:36 PM
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