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  1. Username00089's Avatar
    Chuck Let them Win, Being the Warrior-Humanitarian that he Is...
    Chuck Norris is one of the all-time greatest people to ever live right next to Clint Eastwood, Rocky (yes, I know it's Stallone but I see him as Rocky), The Undertaker, and Barry Sanders.

    02-04-09 02:30 PM
  2. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    I would totally go with your theory, but if the what i heard about Chuck recently getting his *** kicked by a group of teens is true all of Chucks crediability went out the window
    Maybe they were Russian Engineered Robo-Assasins Pre-Programmed with All of Chuck Norris's Moves???

    They do have all those back seasons of Walker... and His Movies...

    Coupled with his age, and the Element of Surprise... Well...

    I'm Sure If there ever is a round II, he won't be so surprised and will be ready... and they won't be so lucky..

    LOLOL
    Last edited by xxxxpradaxxxx; 02-04-09 at 02:49 PM.
    02-04-09 02:41 PM
  3. wnm's Avatar
    Is it actually the end of the world then, or did they just run out of space on their big stone that they used for a calendar, and not have room for anything after 2012?

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    Maybe the tablet with the next 10,000 years got broken. Just like Moses dropped the tablet with commandments 11 through 15 in the History of the World.
    02-04-09 03:27 PM
  4. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    I remember we were all supposed to be in total darkness and living some kind of survivalist nuclear winter after Y2K.

    I think it would be interesting to see how many "end of the world" dates have come and gone.
    Here you go. 220 of them, and that doesn't even include the supermarket
    tabloid psychics.

    220 Dates for the End of the world!!! Date Setters!

    Excerpts:
    1984


    The Jehovah's Witnesses made sure in 1984 that no one else would be able to top their record of most wrong doomsday predictions. The Witnesses record is currently holding at nine. The years are: 1874, 1878, 1881, 1910, 1914, 1918, 1925, 1975, and 1984. Lately, the JW's are claiming they're out of the prediction business, but it's hard to teach an old dog new tricks. They'll be back.

    1994


    After promising themselves they would not make any more end time predictions, the Jehovah's Witnesses fell off the wagon and proclaimed 1994 as the conclusion of an 80 year generation - the year 1914 was the starting point.
    Last edited by amazinglygraceless; 02-04-09 at 05:11 PM.
    02-04-09 03:33 PM
  5. tkerugger's Avatar
    I'd better get working now on brewing the perfect doomsday beer! Probably will take lots of trial and error...I'm up for it.

    -neil

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    02-04-09 05:54 PM
  6. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    I'd better get working now on brewing the perfect doomsday beer! Probably will take lots of trial and error...I'm up for it.

    -neil
    I'll send you my address, you know, just to help you test your formula
    02-04-09 06:04 PM
  7. anon(9787)'s Avatar
    You know....there r a ton of doomsday predictions out there. You can be wrong a million times but you only have to be right once! Lol

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    02-04-09 06:14 PM
  8. jdoc77's Avatar
    My undergrad was anthropology... The Mayans couldn't even predict sinkholes, the Aztecs or the Europeans. I wouldn't put any more stock in a 1500 year old calendar than I would in the notion that the Old Testament says time began on on what? An October day 5776 years ago...

    But if it is true.. I want the kind of stuff they used to demand in tribute from their conquered lands. Like chocolate, jaguar skins and lots of flint !! Boy howdy... the things you can do with that stuff these days!
    02-04-09 06:16 PM
  9. GapBoyPCS's Avatar
    Just my luck...I'll probably all settled in with my dream house, dream car, win the lottery, and WHAM!
    02-04-09 06:25 PM
  10. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Just my luck...I'll probably all settled in with my dream house, dream car, win the lottery, and WHAM!
    Add a perfectly working Storm to that List too

    Hehe
    02-04-09 06:26 PM
  11. jdoc77's Avatar
    Add a perfectly working Storm to that List too

    Hehe
    You think they will have a working OEM OS by then? You ARE an optimist.
    02-04-09 07:06 PM
  12. coachcurtisbusse's Avatar
    Well the calendar might be old, and aint just picking a random date its the 5th domsday in a 5 cycle if you ask any man of science he will tell you four took place already.

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    02-07-09 12:39 AM
  13. lakerz4lyfe's Avatar
    Dec 21, 2012.... the release of BB Bold 70000!
    02-07-09 01:14 AM
  14. thegoodDr.'s Avatar
    It's a Friday ... I'll Be drinking thats for sure
    02-08-09 09:32 PM
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