02-26-09 03:03 AM
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  1. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    I was watching some MSNBC prison show and I saw these people on death row. They always get to order any meal they want the night before they are to be executed. I briefly wondered how anyone could eat under those circumstances. I could have probably slid through the bars after a few weeks on death row to begin with.

    What I want to know (to kind of lighten up the whole topic) if you could be put on death row for ANY act you choose... Then what would put you on death row and what buffet would you have laid out for you?

    I would be put on death row for tossing small pieces of bread and glass at various members of the senate and congress.

    For my last buffet, I would have turkey and mayo sandwiches, lots of bacon, homemade soup, mashed potatoes and gravy, sundrop, and sirloin steaks.

    What about you?

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    02-16-09 10:14 PM
  2. jdoc77's Avatar
    I would be put on death row for making a dirty gun-style fission bomb and using it on Hugo Chavez...

    For my last meal, I want to eat... well. I can't say or I will get banned.

    I hope I didn't just ruin the thread.
    02-16-09 10:27 PM
  3. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    I would be put on death row for making a dirty gun-style fission bomb and using it on Hugo Chavez...

    For my last meal, I want to eat... well. I can't say or I will get banned.

    I hope I didn't just ruin the thread.


    I did not know I could blush while reading a forum post! My ears are burning. LOL!

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    02-16-09 10:33 PM
  4. ok4a56's Avatar
    Not sure I what I would do to be put on death row, but I would give up my last meal for one last night on crackberry !!!!!!

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    02-16-09 10:59 PM
  5. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    My Death Row meal is really simple - A big azz bowl of broth and a fork
    02-16-09 11:02 PM
  6. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    My Death Row meal is really simple - A big azz bowl of broth and a fork
    You reckon they would let you finish it all?

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    02-16-09 11:04 PM
  7. MIAdaDIVA's Avatar
    lasagna with garlic bread
    02-17-09 04:42 AM
  8. teal's Avatar
    6 or more bowls of chili to punish those left behind.

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    02-17-09 05:07 AM
  9. fla030's Avatar
    Pizza!

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    02-17-09 05:21 AM
  10. AGreenGiant's Avatar
    I don't know what I would do to get there, but I would order a meal that would take weeks or months to get on order and make it through customs because I would order something that can only be found in some random remote country on the other side of the Earth.
    02-17-09 01:48 PM
  11. Tremortality's Avatar
    My Death Row meal is really simple - A big azz bowl of broth and a fork
    LOL! I laughed my azz off here.
    02-17-09 01:50 PM
  12. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    I would be put on deathrow for Peeking Behind Jesus's Loincloth During Mass... (Curiosity Got the Best of Me!)

    My Last Meal Would Be A Nice Serving of Foie Gras With Truffles, and a Nice Wine to Match.
    02-17-09 01:57 PM
  13. Mr.Asterik's Avatar
    I'd order a 30oz. steak w/ sauteed onions on top and die from my body trying to digest it all. The executioners would find a note under my tray saying: "Oh how woefully sorry I am to not allow you the chance to do your job tonight...I thought I'd lend a helping hand."

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    02-17-09 02:34 PM
  14. Username00089's Avatar
    A bowl of Fruity Pebbles.
    02-17-09 05:11 PM
  15. thegoodDr.'s Avatar
    hmm don't know a reason to why I be on there But I would want Some Spam, Mac and Cheese, A Jr. Bacon Cheese Burger From Wendys, Some Reese Cups, A Cold One ( I assume you get one last drink too ) And A Salad with french dressing :P
    02-17-09 05:55 PM
  16. roeod4's Avatar
    Not sure why I would be on death row, but I am sure the governor woudl give me a stay of execution.

    For my last meal a 72 oz cut of kobe beef with a baked potato, beer battered onion rings, a bowl of beer cheese soup and corn bread.
    02-17-09 07:33 PM
  17. latinatwix28's Avatar
    Chicken wings and a bottle of Jager
    02-18-09 08:50 AM
  18. DaveCR-V's Avatar
    a cake with a hacksaw conveniently placed inside
    02-18-09 08:58 AM
  19. pstereo's Avatar
    I would be on death row, for arming myself to the teeth and going on a killin' spree shooting all the idiots in town, all the while actually believing that the only one that really understands me is my AK 47.

    Last meal, Beer.
    02-18-09 01:07 PM
  20. atlas9171's Avatar
    Not sure why I'd be there but if I was my last meal would be 30 White Castles and 10 orders of onion chips all washed down with a six pack. I want old sparky to smell like steam grilled onions for years
    02-18-09 01:26 PM
  21. BMF's Avatar
    A beer, burger and a bj!

    Or a slab of fat Willys ribs (the best in Chicago) with spotted cow beer (microbrew from Wisconsin) and there brownie ice cream dessert!

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    02-18-09 07:42 PM
  22. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    A beer, burger and a bj!

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    Spoken like a true red blooded male! LOL!

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    02-18-09 08:12 PM
  23. dwood721's Avatar
    Pork and Sour Kraut over a huge pile of mashed potatos

    I would probably get there for road rage.

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    02-18-09 08:43 PM
  24. danny595's Avatar
    hmmm. . a double double from IN-N-OUT Burger. In-N-Out Burger - Welcome
    02-19-09 12:41 AM
  25. coachcurtisbusse's Avatar
    I'd be put on Death Row: for being friggin hot!

    Last Meal: the guard who flicks the switch...
    The other white meat lol

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    02-19-09 12:50 AM
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