[Sensesfail99]

So I know everyone knows crazy little laws... like these... I dont know if any of these are true, but if they are... wow...

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a
corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(...so they'll never know they went blind?)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...
Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere
else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Now this is justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England -
but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother
must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had
to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending
machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be
dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)

[BXFERN]

I'm moving to Guam!!!! Lmao!

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[yogi]

Wow. Never heard about all that.

[amazinglygraceless]

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...
Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere
else in the world that even comes close to this?)

Memo to myself, setup an account on Travelocity.

[Sensesfail99]

heres something that i know is true... just last year washington state had to pass the law "no sex with animals of any sort" due to a guy being killed from sex with a horse.

and i think this law has just never been done away with, but i heard in washington you can hang a person if they steal your horse.

[Dr. Newport]

That Mr. Hands video is supposedly some serious entertainment. This is supposedly up there with 2g1c and the BME Pain Olympics. Furthermore, I haven't seen it, but I did hear that dude scream as my buddy watched the thing on his laptop. OMG LOL.

[dunlapface]

I love the statutory rape laws. In some countries its legal to have sex with like 12 year olds or as long as they've had their periods. That's so wrong a sickening. I believe it should be 18 everywhere.

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[inthearmsofsl33p]

well here in oklahoma it's illegal to walk in front of the capitol building backwards eating a hamburger.

also illegal to go whaling...........

yeah. i live in a stupid state.

[trucky]

North Carolina Law:

Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.

[trucky]

Tennessee State Law:

It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.

... ya gotta love the south

[overmydeadberry]

" well here in oklahoma it's illegal to walk in front of the capitol building backwards eating a hamburger"
Are u serious? What? Why is that a law?

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