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  1. venesiasanders's Avatar
    Edie!! That's what's up!! You swangin on stage 1 or 3? Cause u know I got 2 on lock!!!

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    11-10-07 11:46 AM
  2. EdieGirl's Avatar
    I'll take stage 1
    11-10-07 11:48 AM
  3. venesiasanders's Avatar
    We need somebody on stage 3!!! Ether??

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    11-10-07 11:50 AM
  4. renegade37918's Avatar
    Stage one is urs edie and if adrian starts trouble imma taze him again.

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    11-10-07 11:52 AM
  5. Adrian's Avatar
    Just so everyone knows, I've got stages 1 AND 2 on lock for Ladies Night. I need both stages so that I will have enough room for my slip 'n' slide and my kiddie pool. THANKS!
    11-10-07 12:07 PM
  6. venesiasanders's Avatar
    Somebody please taze this fool!!! Lock his a$$ in the padded room in the back!!!

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    11-10-07 12:11 PM
  7. renegade37918's Avatar
    See I can't even do my bookkeeping. Where the muscle at. Berry. Show this guy the dumpster.

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    11-10-07 12:14 PM
  8. berrywhite's Avatar
    Alright Adrian! Boss says u gotta GO brother! You dont have to go home but you CANT stay here! We do this this the easy way or the hard way! I personally like the HARD way!
    11-10-07 12:16 PM
  9. venesiasanders's Avatar
    Don't throw him out!!! He needs time out in the corner with continuous lap dances!!

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    11-10-07 12:18 PM
  10. venesiasanders's Avatar
    My bad! Adrian is the stripper for the ladies..... Swangin his dang-a-lang on "ladies night"!!!

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    11-10-07 12:20 PM
  11. renegade37918's Avatar
    Oh ok let me knw what night that is. Ill take the night way offfffff.

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    11-10-07 12:29 PM
  12. Adrian's Avatar
    ***wearing muscle shirt as he tallks*** -- Yeah, that's right! Y'all can't throw me out.
    11-10-07 12:47 PM
  13. renegade37918's Avatar
    Your right grabs a paintball gun and unloads on adrian. Now go home and change.

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    11-10-07 12:50 PM
  14. berrywhite's Avatar
    Quick... Lock the door behind 'em!!!!
    11-10-07 12:51 PM
  15. venesiasanders's Avatar
    Don't shoot him!!! Yall gone crazy!!!

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    11-10-07 12:55 PM
  16. renegade37918's Avatar
    Its just paint lol

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    11-10-07 12:57 PM
  17. berrywhite's Avatar
    Get 'em Get 'em!!!! Ms. V... dont make me get the coins!!!
    11-10-07 12:57 PM
  18. venesiasanders's Avatar
    I'm appalled!!! ***grabbin my sequiened g-strings*** I'm outta here!!!

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    11-10-07 12:59 PM
  19. renegade37918's Avatar
    Dang it berry. Now imma have cut her stage fees to get her back.

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    11-10-07 01:01 PM
  20. berrywhite's Avatar
    I'm just playin Ms. V!!! Don't go rushin out on us like that!!
    11-10-07 01:04 PM
  21. venesiasanders's Avatar
    ***pouting as a stomp back in wearing my clear heals***

    Quit ackin crazy in this Muthamutha!!!

    Lemme get a shot of gin!!

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    11-10-07 01:08 PM
  22. Adrian's Avatar
    Ok, let me fill y'all in so there are no misunderstandings. Ladies Night is for ladies only. The only men allowed will include the following: Ren in the back office doing paperwork, BWhite working the bar, and Bass working the front door. Sorry, no other dudes will be allowed -- club rules! And as an FYI for Ren -- your violence will not be tolerated. I don't care if you do run this joint! And just so you dudes know, I have my own undercover security people with me. So, please refrain from making threats to me, including but not limited to: the use of paintball guns, coin-throwing, etc. Now for the ladies. Attendance is MANDATORY for ALL Players Club members! Your handbags will be checked at the door and all loose change and $1 dollar bills will be confiscated! Tips must be a $5 bill or greater! Tipping is not encouraged, but is required. As your featured performer, I get 50% of the bar. There will be NO drink specials and there will be a 4-drink minimum! As previously stated, I will be performing on stages 1 and 2. My slip 'n' slide will reach from stage 1 to stage 2 and will be covered in hot chocolate. The kiddie pool filled with caramel will be on stage 2, as well. My live band and interpretive dancers will be on stage 3. Ms V will be assisting me with costume and set changes; so, please refrain from interrupting her. Edie, I'm gonna need you to collect my tips. I will give you my Crown Royal bags to put the money in. Mac3000, I'm gonna bring you on stage during my third act, so be ready. To all of the other ladies, please get your money ready. I will also accept checks made out to "cash." Ladies night is every Thursday night! Jazzy -- your name will be at the door and your Sprite will be free all night long!
    11-10-07 01:10 PM
  23. berrywhite's Avatar
    Adrian- If I gotta be here you better be givin me some good$!!
    11-10-07 01:16 PM
  24. Adrian's Avatar
    BWhite -- you will be compensated well. Plus, my tip policy applies to the bar, as well. So you will make a grip in tips. You will also be provided with a pair of designer sunglasses (Fendi or Moschino) that will shield your eyes from the view of the stage.

    One more thing, Mikal/Philip, can you be a valet for the evening? I'm expecting a large crowd and I don't want my ladies outside fighting over parking spaces. Thanks!
    11-10-07 01:25 PM
  25. EdieGirl's Avatar
    *is speechless* :-O
    11-10-07 01:46 PM
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