CrackBerry Bards~Stories, Tales, Poems, and Song.
There have been threads started and passed, few have added material, and they have faded into the ether.
So I will open this thread to begin posting my works for others to see, and hope you enjoy the writing. Feel free to comment, or post your own, all are welcome.
For those that don't know, a Bard is a storyteller, often in a lyrical sense, and was the television of years gone by.
Update: when the thread pops up, check last page for the newest addition.
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Genesis of a Man~Tale of the Beast
This tale, I must tell, in several parts. It is the tale of how I became a man in this world,( Not THAT story, oh ye of filthy mind!) but rather how I grew up and accepted responsibility for real.
Part 1
By 86, we had been working up to make a deployment overseas, known in parlance as a WestPac. My previous 2 years had seen a rocketship takeoff followed by a Challenger-like disaster. I had little trust in my leaders, conveyed back to me.
I had a girlfriend in Long Beach that wasn't helping my attitude, either. I'd recently been demoted, had a 1st class petty officer that was a swinging male appendage, and a Chief more useless than teats on a boar hog.
So, let's safely say, I had an attitude. I was angry, and meaner than a snake with an infected tooth with a temper worse than a grizzly after a Tabasco enema.
And I was being hounded. The 1st Class that got my 3rd Class (crow) stripe, was riding me like Zorro. On me day in and day out. No one was gonna make him back off. He was a 6'4" brotha with a nasty streak, and liked to get in a man's face, something I have a problem with from anyone. He also liked to jam his finger right under your nose if he thought he could get away with it.
He also ran with a pack of his bu��-buddies, and I was a loner.
So, he catches up to me one day, and starts in on me. I was in a particularly bad mood already, and he was just so, pleasant, to have in my face. I was also hung over from the night before. Bad timing.
So he backs me up to the bulkhead (wall) and jams this finger right into my face, I calmly recommended he remove the finger. Ice dripped from my words, which he found hilarious, asking me just who the he!! I thought I was, and he turned to his buds to share a laugh, jamming me in the lips.
I'm sorry if this is a little graphic, but I opened my mouth and bit down, hard. And gave him and me a nickname that day. He became known as "Teddy 9 Fingers", and I was dubbed,"The Beast".
He tried to have me booted out of the Navy for that, but, as strange events turned, he had been warned about his bad habit before, and got caught shortly thereafter with property stolen from other shipmates, and he rode the discharge rail, not me.
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Berry Girl- by LazyStarGazer
A piece from one of my fellow TBLers.
[QUOTE=LazyStarGazer;2493618]Great stuff ! Now, if one of the ladies here could compose something with Barbie Girl by Aqua:
I'm a Berry Girl, in a ber-ry wo-rld.
Its glass and plastic, its fantastic.
If you touch my phone,
Ill make you take me hom-me.
There'll be no call back,
Ill make you crawl back.
Texting with my nails,
Checking my ema-ils.
Feel like a web queen,
Where have my friends been?
Love my berry, its not scary
Aahh aahh aahh aahh
My pretty berry takes me where we
Oooh wah hoo, oohh wah hoo ...
I Like-The CB Edition, by BigBadWolf
Originally Posted by
BigBadWolf Very good Beast! I will have to make the time to contribute more, here's my song first posted on the "I Like" thread:
Posts from the newbies and AG all smitten
Bright LED lights and threads that are written
Full data packages not cans with strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Theme colored housings and crisp resolutions
Pete6 and CrackMem and memory solutions
Wild apps of all kinds and trackballs in rings
These are a few of my favorite things
Sticky device posts with beta os�s
Kevin the founder and all of his classes
Personal ringtones that make us all sing
These are a few of my favorite things
When the red lights
When the Pearl rings
Then I�m feeling glad
I simply remember my favorite things
My CrackBerry is so rad
I was actually going to import that over here later from the other thread you'd posted that in. I would love that this focus our works in a spot for others to enjoy.
Thanks, Bro.
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