02-25-13 05:37 AM
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  1. trucky's Avatar
    (More free money...)

    Please Contact Barrister Thomas For Your Draft $16.000.000.00


    Dear Friend,


    How are you today Hope all is well with you and your family I hope this mail meets you in a perfect condition.You may not understand why this mail came to you. But if you do not remember me, you might have received an email from me in the past regarding a multi-million-dollar business proposal which we never concluded.I am using this opportunity to inform you that this multi-million-dollar business has been concluded with another person who financed it to a logical conclusion.


    I thank you for your great effort to our unfinished transfer offund into your account due to one reason or the other best known to you.


    But I want to inform you that I have successfully transferred the fund out of the security company to my newpartner's account in London that was capable of assisting me in this great venture.


    Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trustworthiness you showed during the course of the transaction I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of $16.000.000.00 I have left an international certified bank draft for you worth about $16.000.000.00 cashable anywhere in the world.


    My dear friend I will like you to contact Barr thomas for the collection of this international certified bank draft have authorized to release the international certified bank draft to you as soon as you contact him regarding this issue. At the moment, I'm very busy here because of the investment projects which myself my new partner are having at hand.


    Please I will like you to accept comply with Barr thomas so that he will send the draft to you without any delay.


    CONTACT Barrister Michael Thomas
    ADDRESS 15 MillmarkGroove SE14 6RL, London, United Kingdom.
    Groove SE14 6RL,
    EMAIL michael.thomas@yahoo.cn
    Telephone:- +447024067659


    Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number occupation and your address where you want him to send the draft to you.


    Thanks and God bless you and your family. I am very busy now I may not reply to any email for some time.


    Best Regards


    Mr.David Moore

    217.11.48.110
    06-14-12 06:22 AM
  2. cerealberry's Avatar
    Sweet! And you didn't even have to do anything!!!! Drinks on trucky!!
    06-14-12 06:26 AM
  3. trucky's Avatar
    Sweet! And you didn't even have to do anything!!!! Drinks on trucky!!

    Did so...

    It was only due to my effort, sincerity, courage and trustworthiness that I have been given the distinct privilege of receiving these funds.

    That stuff ain't easy, ya know.
    06-14-12 06:32 AM
  4. trucky's Avatar
    (This one has me quite fearful. I'm hoping Scrid or some other worthy and/or aspiring lawyer will see the honesty in my eyes and know I didn't commit the crimes for which I am charged and defend my honor. The mere fact that this came directly from the real head of the FBI has me highly concerned.)

    Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
    FBI Headquarters In Washington, D.C.
    Federal Bureau Of Investigation
    J. Edgar Hoover Building
    935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001

    Attention: Beneficiary

    This is the final warning you are going to receive from me, do you get me? I hope you understand how many times this message has been sent to you.

    We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails or because you believe we have not been instructed to get you arrested and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment details below, then we would first send a letter to the MAYOR of the city where you reside and direct them to close your bank account until you have been jailed and all your properties will be confiscated by the FBI, CIA and other enforcement agency. We would also send a letter to the company/agency that you are working for so that they could get you fired until we are through with our investigations because a suspect is not supposed to be working for the government or any private organization.

    Your ID which we have in our database have been sent to all the crimes agencies in America for them to inset you in their website as an internet fraudsters and to warn people from having any deals with you. This would have been solved all this while if you had gotten the CERTIFICATE ENDORSED AND STAMPED as you were instructed in the e-mail below. This is the federal bureau of investigation (FBI) am writing in response to the e-mail you sent to us and am using this medium to inform you that there is no more time left to waste because you have been given a mandate. As stated earlier to have the document endorsed, signed and stamped without failure and you must adhere to this directives to avoid you blaming yourself at last when we must have arrested and jailed you for life and all your properties will be seized and bank account will be confiscated too.

    You failed to comply with our directives/instruction and that was the reason why we didn't hear from you, as our director has already been notified about you get the process completed yesterday and right now the WARRANT OF ARREST has been signed against you and it will be carried out in the next 48hours as strictly signed by the FBI director. We have investigated and found out that you didn't have any idea when the fraudulent deal was committed with your information's/identity and right now your ID is placed on our website as a wanted person, I believe you know that it will be a shame to you and your entire family because after then it will be announce in all the local channels that you are wanted by the FBI.

    As a good Christian and a Honest man, I decided to see how i could be of help to you because i would not be happy to see you end up in jail and all your properties confiscated all because your information's was used to carry out a fraudulent transactions, i called the EFCC and they directed me to a private attorney who can help you get the process done and he stated that he will endorse and stamp the document at the sum of $98 usd only and i believe this process is cheaper for you.

    You need to do every possible thing today and tomorrow to get this process done because our director has called to inform me that the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and once it has been approved, then the arrest will be carried out, and from our investigations we learnt that you were the person that forwarded your identity to one impostor/fraudsters in Nigeria when he had a deal with you about the transfer of some illegal funds into your bank account which is valued at the sum of $10,500,000.00 only.

    I pleaded on your behalf so that this agency could give you till July 6, 2012 so that you can get this process done because i learnt that several e-mails has been sent to you without getting a response from you. Bear it in mind that this is the only way that i can be able to help you at this moment or you would have to face the law and its consequences once it had befallen on you. You would make the payment through western union money transfer with the below details.

    NAME: DURU VINCE
    ADDRESS: LAGOS, NIGERIA
    TEXT QUESTION: BETTER
    ANSWER: BEST
    AMOUNT: $98
    Senders Full Name:
    Sender Full Address:
    Direct Phone Number:
    MTCN:

    Send the payment details to me as stated above and make sure that you didn't hesitate making the payment down to the agency by today so that they could have the certificate endorsed, signed and stamped immediately without any further delay. After all this process has been carried out, then we would have to proceed to the bank for the transfer of your compensation funds which is valued at the sum of $10.500,000.00 usd which was supposed to have been transferred to you all this while.

    Note: All the crimes agencies have been contacted on this regards and we shall trace and arrest you if you disregard this instructions. You are given a grace today to make the payment for the document after which your failure to do that will attract a maximum arrest and finally you will be appearing in court for act of terrorism, money laundering and drug trafficking charges, so be warned not to try anything funny because you are been watched.

    Expecting your anticipated- Co-operation.

    Yours in service,

    Robert S. Mueller
    FBI DIRECTOR
    07-10-12 02:51 PM
  5. Rootbrian's Avatar
    SHHHHHHHHHHIT. I got the same EXACT thing. Lol

    Check the headers, it doesn't even originate from the FBI headquarters.
    07-10-12 02:54 PM
  6. SCrid2000's Avatar
    (This one has me quite fearful. I'm hoping Scrid or some other worthy and/or aspiring lawyer will see the honesty in my eyes and know I didn't commit the crimes for which I am charged and defend my honor. The mere fact that this came directly from the real head of the FBI has me highly concerned.)

    -- Censored confidential FBI Communications --
    Send me that $98 and I'll see what I can do

    SHHHHHHHHHHIT. I got the same EXACT thing. Lol

    Check the headers, it doesn't even originate from the FBI headquarters.
    Well obviously, the FBI Director is trying to cut you a break
    Last edited by SCrid2000; 07-10-12 at 02:58 PM.
    07-10-12 02:55 PM
  7. cerealberry's Avatar
    The shame your family will feel when the mayor takes your properties and puts your picture on tv.. $98 seems very reasonable to avoid all that.
    07-10-12 10:01 PM
  8. cerealberry's Avatar
    SHHHHHHHHHHIT. I got the same EXACT thing. Lol

    Check the headers, it doesn't even originate from the FBI headquarters.
    That's what tipped you off?!? Wow!! You are good, you may want to see if the cia is hiring a crackerjack investigator like you!!
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    07-10-12 10:05 PM
  9. trucky's Avatar
    Send me that $98 and I'll see what I can do
    Well, since you're still practicing in order to be able to practice, maybe I can send you some practice money...?


    The shame your family will feel when the mayor takes your properties and puts your picture on tv.. $98 seems very reasonable to avoid all that.
    Awww, they've all already seen me on tv too many times.
    07-12-12 12:04 PM
  10. hootyhoo's Avatar
    I don't get it trucky. Why are you being so obstinate about this? $98 to make the problem go away. Come on man! They're watching you!

    " After all this process has been carried out, then we would have to proceed to the bank for the transfer of your compensation funds which is valued at the sum of $10.500,000.00 usd which was supposed to have been transferred to you all this while.

    Note: All the crimes agencies have been contacted on this regards and we shall trace and arrest you if you disregard this instructions. You are given a grace today to make the payment for the document after which your failure to do that will attract a maximum arrest and finally you will be appearing in court for act of terrorism, money laundering and drug trafficking charges, so be warned not to try anything funny because you are been watched."

    And to think, all of that money should have been in your account ALREADY! No wonder they are irritated with you. They are trying to help you man!!! You are been watched, so stop trafficking drugs and being a terrorist. At least let Scrid try and help you for the same reasonable fee.

    Help them help you.

    Please try to avoid maximum arrest.
    07-13-12 06:55 PM
  11. trucky's Avatar
    Hmmmm....

    $10,500,00.00 for just $98? Maybe we could take up a Save Trucky fund, then when I get the moolah we could have a partay.
    07-16-12 05:40 AM
  12. cerealberry's Avatar
    Do we get mugs or tshirts when we make a pledge like public tv?
    07-16-12 06:40 AM
  13. hootyhoo's Avatar
    Hmmmm....

    $10,500,00.00 for just $98? Maybe we could take up a Save Trucky fund, then when I get the moolah we could have a partay.
    Now you're talking. Just post up your banking information, address, full name, dl#, SSN# and we can start sending those donations!!!

    I'm glad that you are taking a more proactive attitude in this matter. I'm sure that I'm not the only member who did not want to see you maximum arrested.
    07-16-12 10:00 AM
  14. trucky's Avatar
    Do we get mugs or tshirts when we make a pledge like public tv?
    The trucky tee has been in high demand but I bet I could get them to ramp up production a bit for such a worthy cause. I'm not so sure about the mugs. I'd be leaning towards the big gulp quart size while many still seem hooked on those wimpy 12 or 16 ouncers. So many decisions in the midst of such difficult financial decisions.

    Now you're talking. Just post up your banking information, address, full name, dl#, SSN# and we can start sending those donations!!!

    I'm glad that you are taking a more proactive attitude in this matter. I'm sure that I'm not the only member who did not want to see you maximum arrested.
    Now that you mention the maximum arrested part... I for got about that. Would there be any female occifers involved?
    07-16-12 12:45 PM
  15. cerealberry's Avatar
    From:unitednationsoffice@e-mail.ua

    UNITED NATIONS OFFICE OF INTERNATIONAL OVERSIGHT SERVICES
    ADDRESS: 1890 EPPS BRIDGE EXPRESS WAY LAGOS,NIGERIA,30606
    Internal Audit, Monitoring, Consulting and Investigations Division.

    From: Ms. Carman L. Lapointe,

    Attn:Beneficiary.

    This is to inform you that I came to Nigeria yesterday from London, after series of complains from the NYS Senate Internet Fraud Investigation Unit and other Security agencies from Asia, Europe, Oceania, Antarctica, South America, Texas, Singapore, Moldova, and the United States of America respectively, against the Federal Government of Nigeria and the British Government for the rate of scam activities going on in these two nations.

    I have met with new President of Nigeria Mr. Good luck Jonathan, who claimed that he has been trying his best to make sure you receive your fund in your account.

    The only thing you have to do is to put aware your fears and believe that you will get the fund no matter what ever it may cost you ,I think we can have a very good relationship and understanding in future if everything is work fine.

    Right now, as directed by our secretary general Mr.Ban Ki-Moon, We are working in collaborations with the Senate Internet Fraud Investigation Unit in Untied states of America (NYS) and have decided to waive away all your clearance fees/Charges and authorize the Government of Untied states of America to effect the payment of your compensation of an amount of $8.5M approved by both the British government and the UN into your account without any delay. The only fee you will pay to confirm your fund in your account, is your Notarization fee to the UN Agent here in Nigeria which is less than $120 only.

    Sincerely, you are a lucky person because I have just discovered that some top Nigerian and British Government Officials are interested in your fund and they are working in collaboration with One Mr. Richard Graves from USA to frustrate you and thereafter divert your fund into their personal account.

    However, you shall required to provide the followings data below:
    {1}. Your Full Name and Address.:
    {2}. Your Confidential Tel, Cell :
    {3). Your Bank name and address.:
    {4). Your A/c Name and A/c Numbers.:
    (5). Your Swift Code / Routing Numbers.:

    I have a very limited time to stay in Nigeria here so I would like you to urgently respond to this message so that I can advise you on how best to confirm your fund in your account within the next 72 hours.

    Sincerely yours.
    Ms. Carman L. Lapointe.
    United Nations Under-Secretary-
    General for Internal Oversight.
    my response:
    Dear ms. Carmen L Lapointe,

    This is truly my lucky day.. You must be an angel sent from heaven to be so concerned about my $9.75Million US Dollars.

    I don't understand why you need my air conditioner name and model number, but who am I to question your wisdom. So here it is: my air conditioner is a Jennaire. The model number is 053B-48675HM. I don't know what a swift number is so I can't help you there.

    Please thank the people of oceania for looking out for my best interests.



    07-19-12 06:00 AM
  16. Rootbrian's Avatar
    I got over 40 of those. Now I get more casino than 419-ers.

    From:unitednationsoffice@e-mail.ua

    UNITED NATIONS OFFICE OF INTERNATIONAL OVERSIGHT SERVICES
    ADDRESS: 1890 EPPS BRIDGE EXPRESS WAY LAGOS,NIGERIA,30606
    Internal Audit, Monitoring, Consulting and Investigations Division.

    From: Ms. Carman L. Lapointe,

    Attn:Beneficiary.

    This is to inform you that I came to Nigeria yesterday from London, after series of complains from the NYS Senate Internet Fraud Investigation Unit and other Security agencies from Asia, Europe, Oceania, Antarctica, South America, Texas, Singapore, Moldova, and the United States of America respectively, against the Federal Government of Nigeria and the British Government for the rate of scam activities going on in these two nations.

    I have met with new President of Nigeria Mr. Good luck Jonathan, who claimed that he has been trying his best to make sure you receive your fund in your account.

    The only thing you have to do is to put aware your fears and believe that you will get the fund no matter what ever it may cost you ,I think we can have a very good relationship and understanding in future if everything is work fine.

    Right now, as directed by our secretary general Mr.Ban Ki-Moon, We are working in collaborations with the Senate Internet Fraud Investigation Unit in Untied states of America (NYS) and have decided to waive away all your clearance fees/Charges and authorize the Government of Untied states of America to effect the payment of your compensation of an amount of $8.5M approved by both the British government and the UN into your account without any delay. The only fee you will pay to confirm your fund in your account, is your Notarization fee to the UN Agent here in Nigeria which is less than $120 only.

    Sincerely, you are a lucky person because I have just discovered that some top Nigerian and British Government Officials are interested in your fund and they are working in collaboration with One Mr. Richard Graves from USA to frustrate you and thereafter divert your fund into their personal account.

    However, you shall required to provide the followings data below:
    {1}. Your Full Name and Address.:
    {2}. Your Confidential Tel, Cell :
    {3). Your Bank name and address.:
    {4). Your A/c Name and A/c Numbers.:
    (5). Your Swift Code / Routing Numbers.:

    I have a very limited time to stay in Nigeria here so I would like you to urgently respond to this message so that I can advise you on how best to confirm your fund in your account within the next 72 hours.

    Sincerely yours.
    Ms. Carman L. Lapointe.
    United Nations Under-Secretary-
    General for Internal Oversight.
    my response:
    Dear ms. Carmen L Lapointe,

    This is truly my lucky day.. You must be an angel sent from heaven to be so concerned about my $9.75Million US Dollars.

    I don't understand why you need my air conditioner name and model number, but who am I to question your wisdom. So here it is: my air conditioner is a Jennaire. The model number is 053B-48675HM. I don't know what a swift number is so I can't help you there.

    Please thank the people of oceania for looking out for my best interests.



    07-19-12 06:07 AM
  17. BigBadWulf's Avatar
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    Dear Friend, I am Ann D Hale Secretary to Mr. Li Chen. I need you to help me on a business transaction worth millions of dollars, contact for details.
    Dear Ann,

    Don't worry! I was an investment manager at Enron. I've got you.

    Your friend,
    Wulfie
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    02-23-13 07:29 AM
  18. trucky's Avatar
    Dear Ann,

    Don't worry! I was an investment manager at Enron. I've got you.

    Your friend,
    Wulfie
    Dear Ann,

    Don't listen to this guy. I am a representative of the United States Federal Government. We are highly skilled and very comfortable in taking your millions and handling them in a proper manner.

    Trust me.
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    02-25-13 05:37 AM
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