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  1. pixel8rberry's Avatar
    Guy gets pulled over for running through stop sign.

    Officer: Sir, you haven't stopped at the stop sign.

    Driver: Officer, I slowed down.

    Officer: You are supposed to come to a complete stop.

    Driver: But I slowed down!!!! What's the difference?

    Officer: Please step out of the car.

    *Driver steps out*
    *Officer starts beating him with the baton*

    Driver: Aaaaah! What the heck are you doing?

    Officer: Sir, do you want me to SLOW DOWN or do you want me to STOP?
    10-20-10 04:38 PM
  2. syb0rg's Avatar
    I guy walks into a Dr's office wearing nothing but Shrink Warp... The Dr looked at him and said " you came here because your crazy, but i can just see your nuts "

    2 guys are out fishing on a boat with some dynamite, the Game Warden come over and says "you know your not allowed to fish with dynamite". So the guy lights a stick and ask him "are you going to fish or just sit there and hold it".

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    10-29-10 02:50 PM
  3. vicky4209211's Avatar
    add mee plzzzz 275c0900
    07-16-11 02:10 AM
  4. blue81to's Avatar
    I found a way to end world wide starvation. If people get Hungary they can eat some Chile or get Greece to make French fries. Then bake a Turkey.

    Why do farts stink? So deaf people can appreciate it too

    Question: what's the difference between a catholic priest and acne?
    Answer: acne waits until the boy is about 13 before it comes on his face.

    I hate when people say I don't know Jack ****t, because I do know Jack ****t. He is the only son of Awe ****t and Oh ****t. Awe ****t owned a fertilizer company and Oh ****t ran a knee deep cooperation. Jack ****t married Noe ****t they had 6 kids, Holie ****t, Fulla ****t, Giva ****t, Bull ****t, Deep ****t, and Dip ****t. Deep ****t went against her parents wishes and married Dumb ****t a High School dropout. Bull ****t went to Paris where he found the love of his life, Pisa ****t. Dip ****t married Loda ****t and produced a nervous child, Chicken ****t. Giva and Fulla ****t were inseparable so they married the Happens twins. In the papers it was the ****t-Happens Wedding. They each produced 3 children, Dawg ****t, Byrd ****t, and Horse ****t. Jack and Noe ****t had some problems so they got divorced. Noe ****t kept her last name because of the children, so she was renamed Noe ****t-Sherlock. So if someone says you don't know Jack ****t, you can correct them.
    07-16-11 11:44 AM
  5. pixel8rberry's Avatar
    Guy goes in for a brain transplant surgery.

    Surgeon: We have 3 available brains for you - lawyer's brain for $500, doctor's brain for $1000 and a fry cook's brain for $3000.

    Guy: Why is the fry cook's brain so much more expensive than the others?

    Surgeon: It's barely used.

    07-29-11 10:26 AM
  6. jlb21's Avatar
    Why did Harry Potter and Hermione split up? He gave her hogwarts.......
    Wouldn't this one be more funny if it were reversed?

    She gave his Hog..warts!
    Last edited by jlb21; 07-29-11 at 12:11 PM.
    07-29-11 11:41 AM
  7. hevik's Avatar
    add me 215bb0be
    07-30-11 05:48 AM
  8. middbrew's Avatar
    add me 215bb0be
    Add you to what?
    07-30-11 10:52 AM
  9. john_v's Avatar
    Add you to what?
    Hog-warts waiting list

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    07-30-11 11:11 AM
  10. blue81to's Avatar
    08-02-11 09:28 PM
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