I guy walks into a Dr's office wearing nothing but Shrink Warp... The Dr looked at him and said " you came here because your crazy, but i can just see your nuts "
2 guys are out fishing on a boat with some dynamite, the Game Warden come over and says "you know your not allowed to fish with dynamite". So the guy lights a stick and ask him "are you going to fish or just sit there and hold it".
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I found a way to end world wide starvation. If people get Hungary they can eat some Chile or get Greece to make French fries. Then bake a Turkey.
Why do farts stink? So deaf people can appreciate it too
Question: what's the difference between a catholic priest and acne?
Answer: acne waits until the boy is about 13 before it comes on his face.
I hate when people say I don't know Jack ****t, because I do know Jack ****t. He is the only son of Awe ****t and Oh ****t. Awe ****t owned a fertilizer company and Oh ****t ran a knee deep cooperation. Jack ****t married Noe ****t they had 6 kids, Holie ****t, Fulla ****t, Giva ****t, Bull ****t, Deep ****t, and Dip ****t. Deep ****t went against her parents wishes and married Dumb ****t a High School dropout. Bull ****t went to Paris where he found the love of his life, Pisa ****t. Dip ****t married Loda ****t and produced a nervous child, Chicken ****t. Giva and Fulla ****t were inseparable so they married the Happens twins. In the papers it was the ****t-Happens Wedding. They each produced 3 children, Dawg ****t, Byrd ****t, and Horse ****t. Jack and Noe ****t had some problems so they got divorced. Noe ****t kept her last name because of the children, so she was renamed Noe ****t-Sherlock. So if someone says you don't know Jack ****t, you can correct them.
