1. blue_and_bold's Avatar
    Behind Chuck Norris's beard is another roundhouse kick to the face.
    09-04-09 12:07 PM
  2. Alwen's Avatar
    Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice.
    09-04-09 09:30 PM
  3. exelant's Avatar
    Pk! Mike Ditka worships Chuck Norris!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    09-04-09 10:01 PM
  4. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    You want to see all of Chuck Norris' enemies? Check the extinct
    species list.
    09-04-09 10:07 PM
  5. crs7088's Avatar
    HAHAHA I love chuck norris!!
    09-05-09 01:36 AM
  6. Btownbelle's Avatar
    Chuck Norris can grant wishes...

    As long as you wish for a roundhouse kick to the face or a total gym.
    10-23-09 02:23 PM
  7. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Chuck Norris once bit a shark... to death.
    10-23-09 02:33 PM
  8. mike_0726's Avatar
    Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now simply known as "The Islands."
    10-24-09 12:41 AM
  9. Btownbelle's Avatar
    Chuck norris isnt lactose intolerant... he just doesnt take any of milks crap.
    11-01-09 05:14 PM
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