1. SCrid2000's Avatar
    Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
    11-06-10 01:14 AM
  2. Rootbrian's Avatar
    Chuck norris could throw a dead water-logged blackberry and hit superman before he could fly away.

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    11-06-10 02:52 AM
  3. Cr0nichik's Avatar
    Chuck norris built the house he was born in.
    Chuck norris was stabbed once and the knife bled to death.
    11-22-10 09:13 PM
  4. albee 1's Avatar
    When Chuck Norris wipes his a*s*s he uses steel wool!

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    11-22-10 10:28 PM
  5. MayorHaji's Avatar
    Chuck Norris's sister lost her virginity. He got it back.

    Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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    11-23-10 11:33 PM
  6. Rootbrian's Avatar
    Chuck Norris could swallow a whole phone and it would work even after digested and excreated out.

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    11-24-10 05:22 AM
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