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  1. MayorHaji's Avatar
    After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
    01-12-10 02:26 PM
  2. syb0rg's Avatar
    Tim Tebow... isn't he the cry baby quarter back that Kentucky took out earlier this year....

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    01-12-10 02:57 PM
  3. dx169's Avatar
    Tim Tebow!!
    01-12-10 05:05 PM
  4. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    The universe is expanding in all directions at the speed of light.
    Away from Chuck Norris.

    This is the after effect of the big bang.
    The cause of the big bang, was Chuck Norris throat punching a quantum singularity that dared to exist more than a trillionth of a second.
    01-12-10 05:49 PM
  5. MayorHaji's Avatar
    if Chuck Norris ever cuts you off in traffic, you better thank your lucky stars it wasn't the other way around.

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    01-12-10 07:07 PM
  6. Deathcommand's Avatar
    Chuck Norris once Picked up a Star from Super Mario Brothers.
    It did nothing.

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    01-12-10 08:53 PM
  7. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Chuck Norris' farts will get you higher than crack.
    01-13-10 02:05 PM
  8. MayorHaji's Avatar
    If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, never ask to see his 3 hole punch.

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    01-13-10 02:07 PM
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    If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, never ask to see his 3 hole punch.

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    That's what she said!
    01-13-10 02:09 PM
  10. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Chuck Norris can fly.

    I know it's not funny but it's true.
    01-13-10 02:13 PM
  11. syb0rg's Avatar
    When chuck norris jumps in a pool he doesnt get wet, the water gets chucked.

    Chuck Norris invited the the giraffe by round house kicking a horse.

    you never hear of chuck norris's mom due to the fact she is jail, when chuck was born the doctor slapped his but to get him to cry... Chuck killed the doctor.

    chuck norris once ate a 72oz stake in 20 mins, but he spent the first 15 mins making love to his waitress.

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    01-13-10 02:22 PM
  12. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Chuck Norris can pee into the wind and the wind changes direction.
    Last edited by KillYouWithMyMind; 01-15-10 at 10:51 AM.
    01-13-10 02:27 PM
  13. pkcable's Avatar
    Chuck Norris has never had stage fright, BUT he often frightens stages!
    01-13-10 02:28 PM
  14. MayorHaji's Avatar
    Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris invented the caesarian section when he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mothers womb

    When Chuck Norris was born, the only one who cried was the doctor. Nobody slaps Chuck Norris, except Chuck Norris.
    01-13-10 02:43 PM
  15. pkcable's Avatar
    When Chuck Norris falls in water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris!
    01-13-10 02:46 PM
  16. MayorHaji's Avatar
    CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot a$$ kicking in real-time.
    01-13-10 03:03 PM
  17. Deathcommand's Avatar
    Chuck Norris was born in the Log cabin that he build with his bare hands.

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    01-14-10 09:54 PM
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    Chuck Norris was born in the Log cabin that he built with his bare hands.

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    01-14-10 09:56 PM
  19. MayorHaji's Avatar
    As an infant, Chuck Norris's parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
    01-14-10 11:30 PM
  20. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris invented the caesarian section when he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mothers womb

    When Chuck Norris was born, the only one who cried was the doctor. Nobody slaps Chuck Norris, except Chuck Norris.
    LMAO, my favorite so far.
    01-15-10 04:24 AM
  21. mcano's Avatar
    Please join BBM group for chuck jokes!!!

    11-03-10 09:57 AM
  22. syb0rg's Avatar
    The reason Buzz Lightyear flies to infinity and beyond is Chuck is looking for him.....

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    11-03-10 09:59 AM
  23. WhoolioPreludee's Avatar
    Chuck norris could Impregnate a infertile woman by just looking at her

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    11-04-10 10:59 PM
  24. WhoolioPreludee's Avatar
    Chuck Horrid can beat the sun in a staring contest

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    11-05-10 10:45 AM
  25. WhoolioPreludee's Avatar
    Chuck Norris can beat the sun in a staring contest

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    11-05-10 10:46 AM
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