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  1. MayorHaji's Avatar
    Chuck norris is better than him self?
    Yes.

    It's also a common theory that Chuck Norris fathered himself.
    01-06-10 02:31 PM
  2. syb0rg's Avatar
    Chuck Norris beat pk with his own mod stick!
    i hear Chuck Norris doesn't even use a Ban Hammer... he just points to the screen and says banned. and that person can no longer use the internet... ever....

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    01-06-10 02:32 PM
  3. MayorHaji's Avatar
    Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.
    01-06-10 02:35 PM
  4. Deathcommand's Avatar
    Chuck Norris beat the PS2 version of Call of Duty, Modern Warfare 2, 3 weeks before it came out, with a Nintendo 64. He was using an Atari Controller with his feet.
    01-06-10 05:20 PM
  5. aerojb's Avatar
    Chuck Norris ordered a Whopper at McDonalds... and got it.
    01-06-10 05:50 PM
  6. MayorHaji's Avatar
    Piiata's were invented to stop Chuck Norris from roundhouse kicking Mexicans. Sadly this failed as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris looking for candy after he roundhouse kicks his victims.

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    01-06-10 07:09 PM
  7. john_v's Avatar
    Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups; he pushes the earth down.

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    01-06-10 09:12 PM
  8. MayorHaji's Avatar
    Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn just needs to lay down.

    There are only two kinds of people in the world. Those that suck, and Chuck Norris.

    If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.

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    01-06-10 09:22 PM
  9. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    When Chuck Norris gets drunk, he doesn't throw up. He throws down.

    Chuck Norris has another fist under his beard.
    - Hee hee

    Yeah someone had me do that the other day, Haj. Funny stuff.
    HOLY CRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP! SHE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!
    01-07-10 05:02 AM
  10. MayorHaji's Avatar
    Noah was the only one notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Pacific Ocean.

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    01-07-10 06:28 AM
  11. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    The moon's origin has always been pondered by human beings... it's actually just a kidney stone passed by Chuck Norris.
    01-07-10 10:33 AM
  12. MayorHaji's Avatar
    Contrary to popular belief, America is not a representative republic, it is a Chucktatorship.
    01-07-10 10:39 AM
  13. Ichthus's Avatar
    Genesis 1:1- In the beginning there was nothing.....

    So Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the nothing in the face and told it to get a job.

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    01-10-10 12:19 AM
  14. Deathcommand's Avatar
    Chuck Norris has official 5.0 OS on his 8330m.

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    01-10-10 06:23 AM
  15. gdasilva16's Avatar
    chuck norris ordered a big mac, a windows 7 whopper, and a baconator at Waffle House, and got it.
    01-10-10 07:24 AM
  16. HollowPoint.357's Avatar
    Chuck Norris - Google Search

    Click it... If you dare

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    Last edited by HollowPoint.357; 01-10-10 at 09:19 PM.
    01-10-10 08:24 PM
  17. Tre Lawrence's Avatar
    My favorite? Chuck Norris is currently suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around him.
    01-10-10 08:52 PM
  18. john_v's Avatar
    Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick

    The grass is always greener on the other side; unless, of course, Chuck Norris has been there. Then its usually covered with blood and tears.

    Whats known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesnt use its full name, which happens to be Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division.

    As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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    01-10-10 09:00 PM
  19. dx169's Avatar
    All I know is Tim Tebow doesnt miss. If he didnt hit you its because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away. He probably hit Chuck Norris too.
    01-10-10 10:27 PM
  20. HollowPoint.357's Avatar
    All I know is Tim Tebow doesnt miss. If he didnt hit you its because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away. He probably hit Chuck Norris too.
    Lol whut?

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    01-10-10 11:31 PM
  21. MayorHaji's Avatar
    Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

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    01-11-10 07:21 AM
  22. dx169's Avatar
    Lol whut?

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    Yeah, that's right. You heard me.
    01-11-10 09:11 AM
  23. syb0rg's Avatar
    Chuck norris doesn't read these threads anymore....

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    01-11-10 10:03 AM
  24. dx169's Avatar
    Chuck norris doesn't read these threads anymore....

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    That's because Tim Tebow decided to throw a football at him and he's gone now.
    01-11-10 06:32 PM
  25. MayorHaji's Avatar
    That's because Tim Tebow decided to throw a football at him and he's gone now.
    Tim Tebow blew it and lost against Alabama. Chuck Norris would have won.....in the first quarter.
    01-11-10 06:54 PM
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