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  1. trucky's Avatar
    Try it yourself...

    01-06-10 06:32 AM
  2. ShiPanda's Avatar
    HAHAHAHA thats funny!
    01-06-10 06:36 AM
  3. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Chuck Norris can weld titanium with his pee.
    01-06-10 08:04 AM
  4. Zach7's Avatar
    Chuck Norris can type on his blackberry just by thinking.

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    01-06-10 08:21 AM
  5. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Well then that's not typing...
    01-06-10 08:25 AM
  6. pkcable's Avatar
    01-06-10 08:46 AM
  7. syb0rg's Avatar
    See according to The Super Fans Mike Ditka is the is the orginal Chuck norris.

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    01-06-10 08:47 AM
  8. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    @ mj - blahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa aaa
    01-06-10 09:13 AM
  9. MayorHaji's Avatar
    The origional name for the Bible was Chuck Norris And Friends.
    01-06-10 09:20 AM
  10. MayorHaji's Avatar
    Try it yourself...

    On google, type in "Find Chuck Norris" then click on I'm Feeling Lucky.
    01-06-10 09:21 AM
  11. 12weezer13's Avatar
    Yeah someone had me do that the other day, Haj. Funny stuff.

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    01-06-10 09:44 AM
  12. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Chuck Norris could drink a gallon of milk an p00p out cheese or butter (your choice)... all in less than a minute.
    01-06-10 09:54 AM
  13. MayorHaji's Avatar
    Children check their closet for the Boogyman before they goto bed at night. The Boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris before he goes to bed at night.
    01-06-10 10:14 AM
  14. syb0rg's Avatar
    a 10 ton A-Bom is equal to 1/2 CNrhK.....

    CNrhK = Chuck Norris Round House Kick

    albert einstein is still alive... just not as we know him. Chuck Norris was in fact the man who figured out E=MC Squared. But albert einstein tried to steal the theory and release it as his own. When Chuck Norris found out he round house kicked him and we know know albert einstein as stephen hawking.

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    01-06-10 11:54 AM
  15. SevereDeceit's Avatar
    Chuck Norris doesn't style his hair, it lays perfectly out of sheer terror.

    There is no theory of evolution, only a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
    01-06-10 12:10 PM
  16. MayorHaji's Avatar
    The origional General Theory of Relativity stated: Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you so hard that your relatives will feel it.

    The wind off of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick can be felt from 1.6 billion miles away.

    Ironically, Chuck Norris does indeed live in a round house.
    01-06-10 12:18 PM
  17. MayorHaji's Avatar
    Chuck Norris put the laughter in manslaughter.
    01-06-10 12:22 PM
  18. trucky's Avatar
    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
    01-06-10 12:30 PM
  19. syb0rg's Avatar
    Mike Ditka > Chuck Norris...

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    01-06-10 12:34 PM
  20. trucky's Avatar
    Charles Bronson > Mike Ditka > Chuck Norris
    01-06-10 01:21 PM
  21. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Brett Farve > Charles Bronson > Mike Ditka > Chuck Norris

    EDIT: Chuck Norris just kicked my mind's a$$ telepathically. Those arrows are all backwards.
    01-06-10 01:25 PM
  22. MayorHaji's Avatar
    Chuck Norris > Brett Favre > Charles Bronson > Mike Ditka > Chuck Norris
    01-06-10 01:57 PM
  23. MayorHaji's Avatar
    Chuck Norris is the only man to ever beat a brick wall at a game of tennis.
    01-06-10 02:00 PM
  24. syb0rg's Avatar
    Chuck Norris > Brett Favre > Charles Bronson > Mike Ditka > Chuck Norris
    Chuck norris is better than him self?


    tell ya what

    BigBadWulf > Chuck Norris

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    01-06-10 02:14 PM
  25. pkcable's Avatar
    Chuck Norris beat pk with his own mod stick!
    01-06-10 02:29 PM
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