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MayorHaji

Originally Posted by mjneid

Chuck norris is better than him self?

Yes.

It's also a common theory that Chuck Norris fathered himself.

01-06-10 02:31 PM

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syb0rg

Originally Posted by pkcable

Chuck Norris beat pk with his own mod stick!

i hear Chuck Norris doesn't even use a Ban Hammer... he just points to the screen and says banned. and that person can no longer use the internet... ever....

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01-06-10 02:32 PM

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MayorHaji

Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

01-06-10 02:35 PM

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Deathcommand

Chuck Norris beat the PS2 version of Call of Duty, Modern Warfare 2, 3 weeks before it came out, with a Nintendo 64. He was using an Atari Controller with his feet.

01-06-10 05:20 PM

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aerojb

Chuck Norris ordered a Whopper at McDonalds... and got it.

01-06-10 05:50 PM

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MayorHaji

Pi�iata's were invented to stop Chuck Norris from roundhouse kicking Mexicans. Sadly this failed as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris looking for candy after he roundhouse kicks his victims.

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01-06-10 07:09 PM

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john_v
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups; he pushes the earth down.

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01-06-10 09:12 PM

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MayorHaji

Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn just needs to lay down.

There are only two kinds of people in the world. Those that suck, and Chuck Norris.

If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.

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01-06-10 09:22 PM

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JustPlainJef

When Chuck Norris gets drunk, he doesn't throw up. He throws down.

Chuck Norris has another fist under his beard.
- Hee hee

Originally Posted by 12weezer13

Yeah someone had me do that the other day, Haj. Funny stuff.

HOLY CRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP! SHE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!

01-07-10 05:02 AM

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MayorHaji

Noah was the only one notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Pacific Ocean.

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01-07-10 06:28 AM

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KillYouWithMyMind

The moon's origin has always been pondered by human beings... it's actually just a kidney stone passed by Chuck Norris.

01-07-10 10:33 AM

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MayorHaji

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a representative republic, it is a Chucktatorship.

01-07-10 10:39 AM

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Ichthus

Genesis 1:1- In the beginning there was nothing.....

So Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the nothing in the face and told it to get a job.

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01-10-10 12:19 AM

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Deathcommand

Chuck Norris has official 5.0 OS on his 8330m.

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01-10-10 06:23 AM

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gdasilva16

chuck norris ordered a big mac, a windows 7 whopper, and a baconator at Waffle House, and got it.

01-10-10 07:24 AM

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HollowPoint.357

Chuck Norris - Google Search

Click it... If you dare

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01-10-10 08:24 PM

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Tre Lawrence

Between Realities

My favorite? Chuck Norris is currently suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around him.

01-10-10 08:52 PM

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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick

The grass is always greener on the other side; unless, of course, Chuck Norris has been there. Then its usually covered with blood and tears.

What�s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn�t use its full name, which happens to be �Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division�.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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01-10-10 09:00 PM

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dx169

All I know is Tim Tebow doesn�t miss. If he didn�t hit you it�s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away. He probably hit Chuck Norris too.

01-10-10 10:27 PM

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HollowPoint.357

Originally Posted by dx169

All I know is Tim Tebow doesn�t miss. If he didn�t hit you it�s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away. He probably hit Chuck Norris too.

Lol whut?

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01-10-10 11:31 PM

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MayorHaji

Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

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01-11-10 07:21 AM

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dx169

Originally Posted by HollowPoint.357

Lol whut?

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Yeah, that's right. You heard me.

01-11-10 09:11 AM

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syb0rg

Chuck norris doesn't read these threads anymore....

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01-11-10 10:03 AM

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dx169

Originally Posted by mjneid

Chuck norris doesn't read these threads anymore....

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That's because Tim Tebow decided to throw a football at him and he's gone now.

01-11-10 06:32 PM

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MayorHaji

Originally Posted by dx169

That's because Tim Tebow decided to throw a football at him and he's gone now.

Tim Tebow blew it and lost against Alabama. Chuck Norris would have won.....in the first quarter.

01-11-10 06:54 PM

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