[trucky]

Try it yourself...

[ShiPanda]

HAHAHAHA thats funny!

[JustPlainJef]

Chuck Norris can weld titanium with his pee.

[Zach7]

Chuck Norris can type on his blackberry just by thinking.

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[JustPlainJef]

Well then that's not typing...

[pkcable]

Have you guys seen this app yet?

NuckChorris - Entertainment BlackBerry Apps - Crackberry BlackBerry Apps Store

[syb0rg]

See according to The Super Fans Mike Ditka is the is the orginal Chuck norris.

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[JustPlainJef]

@ mj - blahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa aaa

[MayorHaji]

The origional name for the Bible was Chuck Norris And Friends.

[MayorHaji]

Try it yourself...

On google, type in "Find Chuck Norris" then click on I'm Feeling Lucky.

[12weezer13]

Yeah someone had me do that the other day, Haj. Funny stuff.

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[KillYouWithMyMind]

Chuck Norris could drink a gallon of milk an p00p out cheese or butter (your choice)... all in less than a minute.

[MayorHaji]

Children check their closet for the Boogyman before they goto bed at night. The Boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris before he goes to bed at night.

[syb0rg]

a 10 ton A-Bom is equal to 1/2 CNrhK.....

CNrhK = Chuck Norris Round House Kick

albert einstein is still alive... just not as we know him. Chuck Norris was in fact the man who figured out E=MC Squared. But albert einstein tried to steal the theory and release it as his own. When Chuck Norris found out he round house kicked him and we know know albert einstein as stephen hawking.

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[SevereDeceit]

Chuck Norris doesn't style his hair, it lays perfectly out of sheer terror.

There is no theory of evolution, only a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

[MayorHaji]

The origional General Theory of Relativity stated: Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you so hard that your relatives will feel it.

The wind off of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick can be felt from 1.6 billion miles away.

Ironically, Chuck Norris does indeed live in a round house.

[MayorHaji]

Chuck Norris put the laughter in manslaughter.

[trucky]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

[syb0rg]

Mike Ditka > Chuck Norris...

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[trucky]

Charles Bronson > Mike Ditka > Chuck Norris

[KillYouWithMyMind]

Brett Farve > Charles Bronson > Mike Ditka > Chuck Norris

EDIT: Chuck Norris just kicked my mind's a$$ telepathically. Those arrows are all backwards.

[MayorHaji]

Chuck Norris > Brett Favre > Charles Bronson > Mike Ditka > Chuck Norris

[MayorHaji]

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever beat a brick wall at a game of tennis.

[syb0rg]

Chuck Norris > Brett Favre > Charles Bronson > Mike Ditka > Chuck Norris

Chuck norris is better than him self?


tell ya what

BigBadWulf > Chuck Norris

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[pkcable]

Chuck Norris beat pk with his own mod stick!