1. rehab0808's Avatar
    Anyone know about the many skills of Chuck Norris? Feel free to post your own!

    Chuck Norris Facts
    01-25-09 09:06 AM
  2. Shao128's Avatar
    01-25-09 10:35 AM
  3. anon(1374646)'s Avatar
    Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land.
    01-25-09 08:06 PM
  4. gdasilva16's Avatar
    chuck norris can kill 2 stones with one bird...lol one of my faves.
    01-26-09 08:49 AM
  5. karalinagirl's Avatar
    See, I was raised in the school of "The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach." Little did I know that the quickest way to a man's heart is actually Chuck Norris's fist.
    good to know
    01-26-09 01:54 PM
  6. wallyjayrosenberger's Avatar
    Superman wears chuck norris underware

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    01-26-09 06:30 PM
  7. pstereo's Avatar
    Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building

    bwahahahahahahha
    02-02-09 04:48 PM
  8. TinaBird's Avatar
    lol oh how I live for the Chuck Norris list
    02-02-09 06:08 PM
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    02-02-09 08:44 PM
  10. ashxbabe's Avatar
    chuck norris counted to infinity... twice

    chuck norris does not sleep, he waits.

    chuck norris unscrambles, scrambled eggs.

    apple pays chuck norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song

    if you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars, chuck norris still has more money than you.
    02-02-09 09:57 PM
  11. PRON3's Avatar
    chuck norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down.
    02-03-09 07:17 AM
  12. rosa109's Avatar
    Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open...

    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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    02-03-09 07:36 AM
  13. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Chuck Norris' wiener is so big, it has it's own wiener, and Chuck Norris' wiener's wiener is bigger than your wiener.
    02-03-09 08:41 AM
  14. Bluecadet3's Avatar
    Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, only problem is Chuck Norris dosen't cry.

    Chuck Norris can punch you in your soul.

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    02-03-09 08:44 AM
  15. TonyChaos's Avatar
    Chuck Norris can S my D.

    That's what's up.

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    02-03-09 10:22 AM
  16. clairegrrl's Avatar
    Steven Segal can kick Chuck Norris's ****.

    claire
    02-03-09 01:01 PM
  17. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Chuck Norris can S my D.

    That's what's up.
    Smack your Dome? That is true.


    Steven Segal can kick Chuck Norris's ****.

    claire
    Steven Segal can't even kick his own a**. Lol




    Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane by aiming his index finger at it and yelling "BANG!"
    02-03-09 01:42 PM
  18. roeod4's Avatar
    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

    Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

    70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his ****.
    02-03-09 01:59 PM
  19. josh.perry's Avatar
    Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just the Islands.

    Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.
    02-03-09 11:29 PM
  20. jdoc77's Avatar
    Jack Bauer is gay? Who knew?
    02-04-09 12:09 AM
  21. phillyphreak's Avatar
    Bruce Lee got into a fight with Steven Segal and Chuck Norris won.

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    02-04-09 05:48 PM
  22. coachcurtisbusse's Avatar
    Chuck Norris is so manly he played chewy in star wars.

    Chucks voice is louder then the speed of light

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    02-07-09 12:45 AM
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