1. middbrew's Avatar
    Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
    12-15-12 03:24 PM
  2. wu-wei's Avatar
    With patience, I was able to fit it in.
    TWIS
    12-15-12 03:24 PM
  3. kbz1960's Avatar
    If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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    jafobabe, middbrew, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:24 PM
  4. middbrew's Avatar
    If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
    kbz1960, jafobabe, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:24 PM
  5. wu-wei's Avatar
    This might be easier if I'm sitting down.
    TWSS
    12-15-12 03:24 PM
  6. kbz1960's Avatar
    You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
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    jafobabe, middbrew, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:25 PM
  7. middbrew's Avatar
    If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
    kbz1960, jafobabe, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:25 PM
  8. wu-wei's Avatar
    I'll try not to get too far behind.
    TWIS
    12-15-12 03:25 PM
  9. louzer's Avatar
    Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
    Now you're being just plane silly.
    12-15-12 03:25 PM
  10. middbrew's Avatar
    If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
    kbz1960, jafobabe, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:25 PM
  11. kbz1960's Avatar
    Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
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    jafobabe, middbrew, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:25 PM
  12. middbrew's Avatar
    When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
    kbz1960, jafobabe, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:26 PM
  13. kbz1960's Avatar
    Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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    jafobabe, middbrew, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:26 PM
  14. wu-wei's Avatar
    I can't handle all of this!
    TWSS
    12-15-12 03:26 PM
  15. louzer's Avatar
    You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
    Because then they'd never open it unless the plane crashes.
    12-15-12 03:26 PM
  16. middbrew's Avatar
    Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
    kbz1960, jafobabe, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:26 PM
  17. middbrew's Avatar
    If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
    kbz1960, jafobabe, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:27 PM
  18. kbz1960's Avatar
    Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
    The CB 1M post Challenge!-homer-thinking.gif
    jafobabe, middbrew, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:27 PM
  19. louzer's Avatar
    Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
    Because I don't have a TV in my car.
    12-15-12 03:27 PM
  20. middbrew's Avatar
    When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
    kbz1960, jafobabe, louzer and 2 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:27 PM
  21. kbz1960's Avatar
    You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
    The CB 1M post Challenge!-homer-thinking.gif
    jafobabe, middbrew, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:28 PM
  22. wu-wei's Avatar
    Hey! Someone put a hotdog in my taco and made a mess!
    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3352/...cbb39be481.jpg
    TWSS (These are getting fun.)
    12-15-12 03:28 PM
  23. louzer's Avatar
    If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?
    No. It lands on the buttered toast.
    12-15-12 03:28 PM
  24. middbrew's Avatar
    If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
    kbz1960, jafobabe, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:28 PM
  25. louzer's Avatar
    If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
    From on top of the nightstand.
    12-15-12 03:29 PM
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