1. middbrew's Avatar
    If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?
    louzer, kbz1960, jafobabe and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:11 PM
  2. SEAWARRIOR's Avatar
    Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
    for those that are driven by blind faith...
    louzer and middbrew like this.
    12-15-12 03:11 PM
  3. louzer's Avatar
    Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
    Only hypothetically.
    12-15-12 03:11 PM
  4. middbrew's Avatar
    If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
    louzer, kbz1960, jafobabe and 2 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:12 PM
  5. kbz1960's Avatar
    Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
    Because if you have a duck you can.

    The CB 1M post Challenge!-dukw_tmmanual.jpg
    12-15-12 03:12 PM
  6. middbrew's Avatar
    How did a fool and his money get together?
    louzer, kbz1960, jafobabe and 2 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:12 PM
  7. middbrew's Avatar
    How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
    louzer, kbz1960, jafobabe and 2 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:13 PM
  8. louzer's Avatar
    How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
    In a VW Bug.
    12-15-12 03:13 PM
  9. kbz1960's Avatar
    Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
    Because the plane fills up with ........... when everyone finds out it's going down?
    louzer, jafobabe, middbrew and 2 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:13 PM
  10. middbrew's Avatar
    What's another word for thesaurus?
    kbz1960, louzer, jafobabe and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:13 PM
  11. SEAWARRIOR's Avatar
    ..... .....
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    12-15-12 03:13 PM
  12. middbrew's Avatar
    Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
    kbz1960, louzer, jafobabe and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:14 PM
  13. louzer's Avatar
    If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
    Because the 24 hours are not necessarily consecutive on Jupiter.
    12-15-12 03:14 PM
  14. SEAWARRIOR's Avatar
    What's another word for thesaurus?
    book....
    12-15-12 03:14 PM
  15. middbrew's Avatar
    What do they use to ship styrofoam?
    kbz1960, louzer, jafobabe and 2 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:14 PM
  16. kbz1960's Avatar
    Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
    So you can go home with them and blow yourself up there?
    louzer, jafobabe, middbrew and 2 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:15 PM
  17. middbrew's Avatar
    Why is abbreviation such a long word?
    kbz1960, louzer, jafobabe and 2 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:15 PM
  18. louzer's Avatar
    If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
    That's an udderly ridiculous question.
    12-15-12 03:15 PM
  19. middbrew's Avatar
    Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
    kbz1960, louzer, jafobabe and 2 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:15 PM
  20. kbz1960's Avatar
    Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
    That and a blank.
    louzer, jafobabe, middbrew and 2 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:16 PM
  21. middbrew's Avatar
    Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
    kbz1960, louzer, jafobabe and 2 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:16 PM
  22. louzer's Avatar
    If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
    12-15-12 03:16 PM
  23. middbrew's Avatar
    Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
    12-15-12 03:16 PM
  24. middbrew's Avatar
    When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
    kbz1960, louzer, jafobabe and 2 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:17 PM
  25. louzer's Avatar
    I suppose I should start or I'll have a lot of catching up to do.
    TWSS
    12-15-12 03:17 PM
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