[kbz1960]

We really did have 2 baby skunks for a few months.

[TheScionicMan]

Good morning Ding Dongs, how's everybody today http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/s...milies-012.gif

[TheScionicMan]

Apple Promises To Fix Glitches In Map Software By Rearranging Earth's Geography | The Onion - America's Finest News Source | Onion News Network

[Captian4Phones]

Or both of them could be wrong.


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Or I'm just god. Looking for my ex-wife.

[pantlesspenguin]

Sandowski.

Nah, I was thinking Phelps.

[louzer]

Ladies and gentlemen. Please return your seats to the upright position and fasten your saftey belts. Less than 800 to go until 22K!

[Sith_Apprentice]

Ladies and gentlemen. Please return your seats to the upright position and fasten your saftey belts. Less than 800 to go until 22K!

Things have definitely picked up. Think we can make it by the end of the weekend?

[kbz1960]

Weeeeee weeeeee

[louzer]

Nah, I was thinking Phelps.

Off with their heads!

[pantlesspenguin]

Off with their heads!

Ha!

[louzer]

Ha!

A very regal Empress penguin if I ever saw one!

[pantlesspenguin]

DAMMIT!!!! I was going to look through the Liberty Press archives (Liberty Press) to see if I could find an article about how my then-gf and I set up a counter-protest when the Phelps clan came to my small hometown to protest a K-12 teachers' workshop on LGBT acceptance in schools. My dad and I got our pic in the magazine, and my ex was hardly mentioned at all even though she was the main one who set things up, spoke in front of the city council about having the counter-protest (which was pretty darn frightening for her), etc. Oh well, karma for turning out to be a raging cvntmuffin.

ETA: Oh yeah, forgot to put why I said "DAMMIT!!!!" The Liberty Press site is blocked from my work computer because of "Gay and Lesbian Interest." WTF is up with that sh!t? Not like I'm looking up pr0n here!

[drjay868]

Well I'm done, had to bandage up my wife's finger a while ago that got cut pretty good, could of used a couple of stitches but neither of us was going to spend a few hours at the hospital, I keep surgical tape around for such occasions so she'll be alright, so will I, nice and quiet now since I taped her mouth shut........Welllll, what DID you think the tape was for? Ahhh, dinner time He, he, Goodnight all

Superglue works great as well.

[drjay868]

Super glue works great on cuts. Much better than stitches.

Dammit... should have read 2 more posts...

[louzer]

RIP jazz great Dave Brubeck.

[TheScionicMan]

Scion . . . ..

Scion is a scion of the Toyota family...

[louzer]

Updating the Facebook app on my 9650. There goes an hour of my life!

[TheScionicMan]

Like this?

More like this:

[TheScionicMan]

Yes. Now! Congrats Engire for making the 21,000th post in the CrackBerry 50K Challenge! The hand was dealt and you came up the big winner!
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Awesome! Should have used Jack King off suit

[TheScionicMan]

He can have all the credit. Stupid is as STUPID does.

Epic Train Stunt - YouTube

Risky, yes, but look at the payoff. People now see him on YouTube and think he's an across the globe.

[TheScionicMan]

http://www.pantlessproductions.com/

Hello

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[drjay868]

I'm not your guy buddy

What I meant was my browser crashes every time I try to log in to gmail, on both pb's. User error I'm sure

I'm not your buddy, pal!

[pkcable]

Lets jazz it up Gangnam Style!

[drjay868]

French Fries or Tater Tots?

Too vague.... steak fries and waffle fries over tots, tots over shoestring and crinkle cut.

[drjay868]

Can you tell what posts I got to?

Get ready.....